Me iz brad he coolest and most handsomest guy in the zchool al the gurlz (they is dum cuz cooties ewwwwwwwwww) totes want me but me noted like tehm cuz I'm too cool for them. Ten I met my Kung-fi tranner after shool (Kung-fi is sooper secert ultra mega fighting ting) wen I accidentully killeded my techer misther miyagi lulz I so cool, then his jam speard acorss my pentagram cuz I was trying to summon the immortal dark lord satan into our realm to bring about an ever lasting eternal darkness that could cover the world and ten there was like. lights and stuffs then this suuuuuuoooooooppppeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrr coot girl that wuz blond and and had a tayl on her butt 😂 then we kissed and mad oout the endy.

AU: FUK U MIHAEL FURM SHOOL U STOL ERRRRRRRRRR!

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