Bard: Sebastian just told me to tell you to remove the weeds in the garden. Well? Get to it mate!

Finny: Huh? Oh, right!!! I'll get right to it!!! (runs off to the garden)

Bard: Meyrin, he told me to tell you to wax the banister. AYE!!! Not with the shoe polish again, ok, Little Lady?

Meyrin: Yes, Sir!!! (runs off)

Bard: Now, I'll get to cooking. First, the lamb, then spice it and now...(pulls out flamethrower) TO COOK IT!!!

(EXPLOSION)

Finny: (hears the explosion and runs in to the kitchen) What happened?!

Bard: Ow, my head. (looks at hand covered in blood)

Meyrin: I heard an explosion, I did!

Finny: Here are some bandages for your head.

Bard: Holy hell! What happened? I don't remember anything, just that my head hurt. What happened to me? Am I in a war again?!

Finny: No, you aren't in a war. You are in the Phantomhive Manor. Don't you remember?

Bard: Who are you mate? Who is Phantomhive? Are we in America? Am I home?

Finny: (nervous smile) I'm Finny, silly! No, we aren't in America, we are in England. And yes. You are home. Phantomhive is our master! You should know that!

Bard: Finny...What happened? Why are we in a kitchen? I am so confused.

Finny: There was an explosion and you hurt your head.

Bard: Oh, I see. Well, Upsie, daisies. Woah! (falls)

Finny: (catches Bard) Are you alright?

Bard: Yeah, I'm fine. I probably need to lay down for a while. How 'bout while I rest one of you explains stuff to me so that I can make sense of this...situation.

Finny: Okay! I'll bring you to servants quarters! (picks him up piggyback style and starts walking to servants quarters)

Bard: Wow mate! You're quite the strong one, huh?

Finny: (giggles and nods) Yeah! Its a long story though...

Bard: Well we have time! Tell me when I'm recovering why dontcha.

Finny: (looks down with a sorrowful look) Well, when I was younger I was a lab rat and these scientists used all types of things on me and ran tests on me. I was never allowed to go outside. I just stayed in a room. But then one day they injected somethings in to me and now I have super strength. Then Mister Sebastian found me and now I can go outside all I want!!! Thats why I love being here and calling this place home.

Bard: (sad look) I'm sorry to hear that mate.