"oH HI WELCUM TO MY SKEEEEELHOUSE!1!1!1!!!!!111" Baldi's arm got like 2938392393 heccin times bigger.

"Hi pixel man ur hot" you smirked seductively.

"Do m a t h~" Baldi moaned and handed you a notebook.

"Yes I will daddy I love math~" you purred, doing all the problems wrong on purpose.

"You naughty fool you need to be punished~" Baldi took his ruler and spanked you.

"AHHH BALDI~!!! YES HARDER~!!!" You screamed in delight.

He shoved the ruler up your ass and you came all over the place and the poor broom had to clean that shit up.

"Gotta sweep sweep swee- oh god damn it YOU CAME AGAIN?!"

"No fucking in the halls detention for you when will you fucking learn"

"We were in the class"

"Too bad it was in the school"

"Okay that's not fair" Baldi killed the principal with his ruler and fucked you more.

"FBI open up!!!11!1!" someone screamed

"Oh shit" you said

And then Baldi was shot to death and killed LOL