Shaun's kinks (totally accurate):

1. Washing machines
2. Wingdings
3. A grey sky
4. Giant gummy lizards
5. Bronze medals
6. Mice
7. Iguanas you can't climb on
8. Chromebook chargers
9. Japanese vocaloid music
10. Chewed up corners of objects
11. Plastic IDs
12. TVs with a giant spider
13. Wooden blocks
14. "Nature science" (Naturwissenschaft)
15. 30 month old wrappers
16. Torn fabric
17. Silhouettes
18. Pretending to be a snake
19. Climbing trees
20. Pizza costing 30$
21. Pubic hairs
22. Finding the area of scalene triangles
23. Pentagrams
24. Frowning faces
25. Loud noises
26. Low phone storage
27. Banana flavored mushrooms
28. 4:20 AM, 6:09 AM, 9:11 AM, etc.
29. Feet and soccs
30. Umbrellas
31. Government officials
32. Mental disorders
33. Dirt
34. Being raped while listening to Just a tin Beaver (Justin Bieber)
35. High squeaky loli voices
36. Thumbtacks
37. Fuck on some bowl
38. Marching backwards at 3 to 5 playing chromatic 16th notes at 170.42066691169 BPM
39. Giant bug bites
40. Teruteru
41. Cumming on my favorite pair of pants
42. Losing a competition to some random guy
43. Bookstores
44. Tarzan
45. Burning myself making a campfire
46. Arches
47. Plastic boxes full of crumbs
48. Snowmen that won't melt at 60°F
49. Falling off of cliffs
50. Bending the garden hose

I can't help myself... isn't that all so hot? I have a boner just thinking about it, brb while I go cum on my fav pair of pants cuz that's hot