"Oh hey Gary" Sherlock chuckled.

"nO IT'S GREG!!!" Lestrade cried.

"Whatever. GIVE ME A C A S E!!!" Sherlock screeched autistically.

"Bruh we got none." Lestrade sighed.

"Bitch I need a case or else I'm killing you." Sherlock growled.

"But you love me," Lestrade countered.

"Wha- no I don't Greg..." Sherlock stammered and COULDN'T LIE ANYMORE!!

"Aha I knew it!" Lestrade laughed and kissed Sherlock. He pinned the detective to the wall and they MADE OUT GASPU!!!

"Holy fuck... Lestrade I need more~" Sherlock moaned.

They fucced and Sherlock had a MALE PREGNANCY LOL