"i'm nOT GAY!!!" Watson SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEched like an autistic choild.

"Bitch I exist." Sherlock mumbled.

"Oh fuck-" Watson gasped.

Sherlock pinned Watson down and they made out.

"Sherlock I have a ca- oh WHAT THE FUCK" Lestrade shouted.

"Hey Graham Cracker you know John. Well he's my boyfriend back o f f or I will k i l l you" Sherlock growled.

"First of all it's GREG!!! Second of all I didn't even like your doctor bf that way" Lestrade sighed.

"Good" Sherlock grinned.

"You're like a yandere that's hot" Watson chuckled.

"I can show you more~" Sherlock seductively whispered and Watson BLOOSH.

Then they fucced and Sherlock had male pregnancy lol