"Henlo docs I wanna make an appointment" Daddy siad in the phone

"You can have one scheduled gor a year later. Or ye can do an emergency appointment and come in next week. Which do ye want" operator said baccu

"Emergency fer next week" Dzddy saud

"Kk come in super early in le morning" operayor said den hung up.

So newt week Daddy wint in le docs office.

"Wots ur weight and height" doc said and made Daddy stand on scale and stznd by ruler

"Lol u gained 1 pound in le past year we're gonna grill you abt dat later niw c'mon to le exam room" doc put Daddy in exam room

Daddy waited in exam room until doc greeted him

"SoI herd ur stomach sux" doc said

"Ye Ikeep shitting out Mommy and liquid poo" Daddy explained

"Oh ew lmao. Kay lemmie feel ur stomaxh lay down"

Daddy laid down and doc filt his stomach

"Kay dles it hurt?" Doc asked

"Nzh just tickles" Daddy said

Doc asked Daddy weird questions like if he got bloody shit and den said "Kay we're gonna draw b l o o d"

"Wot r u vampires" Daddy asked

"Nah we just wanna see wot ur blood be doing. Like ur white vlood celld and ur nutrition n stuffz" Doc explained

"Spoopy" Daddy shuddered, he has a fear... of NEEDLES!!!

"Awigjt let's get ur blood drawn, btw we migjt do an enodoscopeh some other day" Doc werned dzn Daddy went to da lab to get hid blood drawn

"Kay fam ya ever got blood drawn?" Doc asked

"Once at le hospital" Daddy admitted

"Kay so hold ur arms out"

Daddy held his arms out n den doc wrapped some blue ribbon around an arm

"Ohhhh a good vein here! Kay so I suggzst ya dun watch this" Doc warned

Dzddy looked away and covered his eyzs while Mommy watched dem fill 4 fruqing containers of Daddy's b l o o d bc der fruqing vampirzs

"Kay wer done" Doc said

Daddy uncovered his eyes, feeling lightheaded. "Ahhh fruq" Daddy groaned

"Are ya lightheaded" Doc asked

"Ye" Daddy admitted

Doc made Daddy drink a buncha water and told hil to cough. Daddy couldn't cough so doc threw a cold rag on Daddy's neck which lade him freak out and lowkey cough an Doc laughed.

"Ye didn't cough sl I had to" Doc shrugged

Daddy just threw on his coat to cover le bandage on his arm and left xith Mommy

"Mommy can we not see the docs again" Daddy whined

"We gotta get to le bottom of ur stomqch issues so NO" Mommy screeeeeeched autistically

"Aw man" Daddy sighed

Later dat night Daddy pulled off le vandage to reveal a tiny red dot where le needle had poked Daddy and took a shitload og his blood. Daddy screamed and fainted from le sight of it and spooped Mommy

"Jeuss chrsit don't freak out it's just where le needle waz" Mommy sighed

"YOU KNOW I'M AFRAID OF NEEDLES!!!" Daddy screamed and cried

"Key hey plz dun cri I'm sorri" Mommy hugged Daddy

"Dat dun make me feel bztter"

"I know wot will" Mommy smirkzd. Daddy smirked baccu and dey had some smexu times. Den played Go Fish after Daddy vored and shay Mommy 593918592496(€9-(30#(:502('952858681030539293)&(-4918_):)6918&5929-(:)529:(692)'6)#9-)6)44++25(36&14+_6-#6(47(41(589@5+4+;@&?47(@_! tiems in less dan 10 linutes

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Based on a true story