"Ur so hot China man!!!1!!1!" Protein bar shrieked

"I'm not rlly Chinese" Lantern sighed

"Close enough ur still hawt!!"

"Omg let's marry!1!1!!!1" Lantern screeeeeeeeeched

So at the wedding the priest said:

"We are gathered here to celebrate the marriage of these two weebs so they both wanna marry kay both ya yaoi bois kiss it's publicity"

Btw that was Shaun who said it

Then after the wedding:

"Ahhh~!!1!1! Omg Chinese dick~!!!" Protein bar moaned

They both came and Protein bar had a male pregnancy LOL