Gay, the best thing on this planet

Connor was in Evan's bedroom.

Jesus Christ get your mind out of the gutter; they were just talking.

"I am so fucking gay," Connor said, collapsed on Evan's bed.

Evan was scrolling through twitter, most likely exploring hashtags about trees. "I would hope so."

"Oh, right, we're dating."

"C-can we make out again?" Evan asked, setting his phone down.

"Depends, when is your mom home?"

"I... I dunno."

"She's seen us kissing before, so she'll probably be (more) chill."

"B-but she knows you were d-drunk, and she saw me trying to push you away from me. B-but w-with us dating, what would she think?"

"Who gives a shit?"

"CoNnOr!"

"You started this conversation, Hansen, are you going to finish it with a kiss?"

"Y-yeah."

(I've written so many kissing scenes that it just makes me depressed so I'm just gonna say they're kissing on the bed, nothing else) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

"Evan, sweetie, I'm – what's this time's excuse?"

"M-mom!" Evan said, sitting up and pushing Connor off him. Connor gave Heidi a death stare for a few seconds before he held back laughter at Evan, who had of course started rambling his way out of the situation.

"Evan, calm down," Connor said. He turned to Heidi. "Your son has a boyfriend."

"I figured. Don't have too much fun, Evan, sweetie, I'll see you later, and you too, Connor, if you stay." She took that opportunity to leave.

"Connor! W-why would you... What does she... Connor!"

"Told you she'd be cool with it."

"I-I guess so." Evan shrugged. "C-can Jared come over?"

"Kleinman? Really?" Evan nodded, smiling hopefully. "Whatever makes you happy, Hansen."

"Yes!" Evan texted Jared, and he was there pretty quickly, actually.

"So exactly how much sex have you guys had?" he asked once he was inside Evan's house.

"None!" Evan said immediately, stepping closer to Connor.

"I have a hard time believing that," Jared said, smirking.

Connor sighed. "Now do you see why I didn't want Kleinman here?"

Connor, shut up and appeal to the Jared stans

Also I have four words to say to you

George Salazar's YouTube channel

Now we can finally say that George Salazar is our favorite youtuber. Like honestly his energy is something I need in my life, which is why we stan Michael. (and also the SQUIP (and Connor) but this is about George)

~Seaaaaaa