....Meanwhile back at the dormitory, a monkey-like figure sits reading a manga with his feet on the desk, smoking a cigar. A message appears on the computer screen, an invitation to a video call. He accepts, the person on the screen addresses the simian. "Agent Maurice status report! Have you infiltrated the subject's domicile?" 

In a unexpected deep baritone voice the monkey spy replied, after a long inhale of the cigar. " Boss! Come on! I'm a pro, these two idiots could never see through my disguise"

"Good, good, and did you ascertain whether or not this was the location where the portal was opened?"

"Yeah boss, the corporal residue is still hanging in the air. We should be able to move our units through for the next few hours. Get everything ready on your side and I'll keep watch here in case they return unexpectedly."

Excellent! We will start mobilization immediately, and in your professional opinion can we use the girl as a leverage point?"

"Absolutely, she is already smitten with the oaf, no accounting for taste I guess. I am positive with a little encouragement, we can use her cuteness to our advantage"

A few minutes later outlines of 6 humanoid forms began to appear in the tiny dorm. As they took shape Maurice realized boss wasn't messing around. She sent the elite squad, 6 hulking amalgams of half-man, half-wasp. All grotesque in appearance, it made him feel unsettled just being in their presence. They were soon gone, off to carry out their business. He was glad to be rid of them, time to have some fun!...

...The security room was an unwelcoming place, a broken fluorescent light flickered overhead. The two prisoners sat in silence, neither one looking at the other. Both waiting for their fates to be decided. The door opens, a very dour woman enters, the hard features on her face represented a lifetime of bitterness. Looking over the two captives, she sat and began writing down notes in her journal.

"Madam, first I would like to apologize, we did not intend to disrupt this excellent event. My friend here", gesturing at a very apologetic looking Fah'Rey, "well, he is not from around here, and he is not aware of certain cultural norms"

The woman spoke with a voice that seems to cut through the air like a dull knife. " so where exactly is it from?"

"Um......Canada", she replied with not much conviction"

" I see, so in Canada is it acceptable for its citizens to eat almost an entire display of cherries without paying?"

Swallowing loudly, " no madam, but my friend was a little confused, when the vendor offered him to sample his produce. He wasn't aware of the appropriate limits"

"I see, It must have been my short sightedness that caused this", she picked up the phone with a pronounced sigh,"Brother Yang, could you please inform the vendors to create signs that states "limit sampling to one or two, not the whole fucking display!!!" Thank you"

The Creature raised an oven mitt covered hand, "in my defence I have issues with impulse control, and they were very tasty!!!"

"Dear, a word of advice, you really should not let him speak, it is not helping your case. So, you are not wholesale producers or buyers. Why are you here at my expo?"

"My friend and I were attempting to go to a costume convention. That is why he is dressed so peculiar. But we got the wrong address. I was even warning my friend here he had the wrong place. But you know how stubborn men can be, heh heh"

"I am very stubborn"

Without even looking in his direction, "Costume convention? So why are you not wearing a costume?"

"I was planning to purchase...."

"Wait, wait, before you continue, look at my face, does it look like I'm an idiot"

The Creature unwisely interrupted, "it appears you have plenty of experience!"

She finally turned to acknowledge the gregarious fool. "I suggest you just shut the fuck up! The girl and I are having a discussion!" The creature's wings unconsciously became yellow. She was about to continue to berate him further, but was suddenly lost for words. " Okay kid, I have been doing this a longtime, and I've see a lot of bullshit!! Start by telling me the truth" pointing at the Fah'Rey, "what the fuck is this? And why is it ruining my life?"