"No no no! you're doing it all wrong!! God would it kill you to be NOT useless for once?!"

"Well EXCUSE me for never having to harness the power of meme energy before! I'm not exactly an expert!!!"

This petty squabble between SMG3 and SMG4 could probably be heard from a mile away. After learning about their meme guardian powers, SMG1 and 2 instructed them to train their powers together until they were perfect. Unfortunately, this meme power came with a catch. They had to hold the hand of their greatest rival every time they wanted to use it.

"Stop trying to be in control of it all! We both have to use our meme energy equally! We won't get anywhere if you keep trying to beat me!" SMG4 said, exhausted with his partner's inability to cooperate.

"Or maybe, YOU should put in more effort!! Instead of using the least amount of power you can! We're never going to be able to do anything cool if you're too much of a wimp to have ambition!!" SMG3 retorted, equally frustrated

"OH I HAVE AMBITION!" Four yelled.

"WELL YOU COULD HAVE FOOLED ME!"

"Just shut up and try again! I don't want to hold your gross, sweaty hand any longer than I have to."

Three scoffed at this and rolled his eyes.

"Oh please you're hardly one to talk about a gross hand. When's the last time you washed this glove? Seriously, it's filthy!"

"Kinda hard to do laundry when something's trying to kill me every 5 minutes!"

"Oh god dude that's gross. I don't even wanna KNOW when you last cleaned your underwear." SMG3 smirked as SMG4 angrily blushed.

"OF COURSE I CLEAN MY UNDERWEAR YOU SICKO!"

"Are we going to try to use this stupid power again or what?" SMG3 said.

Four sighed and begrudgingly snatched Three's hand once again.

"Remember, don't try to use the full power at once. We need to build our way up."

"Well at the rate you're using our power, we'll be dead before we ever master it." Three mumbled.

SMG4 sighed and the two activated their powers once again. Things were going surprisingly well as they managed to keep a balanced connection for a whole minute. But the desire for more power became too much for SMG3 as he tried to increase their meme energy. As more meme energy flowed through the two guardians, SMG4 attempted to break the connection but the overwhelming power surging through them was too much. He tried to yell at Three to take it down a notch but he found he couldn't move his jaw. Or anything for that matter.

SMG4 watched as Three kept pushing the limits of what they could both handle with no regard or care for either of their safety. He didn't know what was going through this crazy man's mind but one thing that was very clear. Three was not planning on stopping.

If anyone was going to end this, it's had to be Four.

Using all of his strength, SMG4 managed to rip his hand away from Three's grasp, breaking the connection and releasing them from the energy surge.

The two meme guardians collapsed on the ground, getting used to the feeling of their bodies being their own once again.

Once he had caught his breath, SMG3 scowled at Four.

"What the hell man!? We were finally getting somewhere with this stupid meme power and you just HAD to go and mess it up!"

SMG4 stood up and looked at SMG3 with fury and disbelief.

"Getting somewhere? GETTING SOMEWHERE?!! YOU ALMOST KILLED US YOU MORON!!" SMG4 yelled, going red in the face from how angry he was.

"Oh please I had it under control! We were fine!" SMG3 said nonchalantly, dusting himself down. "You know if you keep making us start from scratch every time I increase the power a little, one might think you are purposely messing this up so we can keep holding hands." Three smirked at Four as he readjusted his hat.

With that sentence, Four felt his eye twitch slightly. Oh that little-

"I mean I totally get it. I am quite a catch~ hey wait what are you- AGGH!"

SMG4 pounced on his doppelgänger. Pinning him down, nothing but red hot anger flowing through his blood, he started wailing on him. His fists landing punch after punch on his rival's face. Every bit of anger and stress this man had ever caused him was flooding out in one brutal attack. After one particularly hard punch, which caused Three's nose to start bleeding, the purple meme guardian caught his counterpart's fist mid-swing and he sat up. Three was clearly pissed about being attacked out of nowhere but Four didn't give a shit.

He used his free hand to punch Three again but he caught that fist too. SMG4 was finally stopped and the two meme guardians glared at each other.

"Alright listen here Four-" Three tried pushing against Four's grip but as soon as he felt resistance, the blue guardian used his bodyweight to pin Three back down to the ground. Four held his arms above his head whilst his hips were pinned down by the other man's body.

"NO. YOU LISTEN TO ME!" Four shouted. "WE HAVE BEEN GOING AT THIS FOR 7 HOURS NOW AND I AM SICK OF YOUR SHIT! Every time we make a little bit of progress, you get cocky and try to be in control! WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE PATIENT FOR THE SAKE OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE?! IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!"

Three said nothing as Four yelled. He didn't care for what he was saying. He was too busy tugging at his hands, trying to break out from under his partner.

"This is bigger than us Three! Bigger than my friends and your constant need for power and control! If we can't get this right, EVERYTHING IS GONE! Do you understand the stakes?!!

"Yeah, yeah whatever! I'll take it slow! Anything to get you off of me you weirdo!" Three desperately avoided eye contact as he struggled against Four once again but the other guardian did not let up.

"YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING TO ME!" Four forced Three's arms to straighten and used his body to stretch the man under him. "Look me in the eyes Three. LOOK ME IN THE EYES AND TELL ME YOU'LL DO IT PROPERLY!!"

Three hesitated slightly before turning his head to look up at Four. He froze up as he took in the sight before him.

Four's whole body was practically pushed against his own, holding him in place. Four's hands firmly pinned Three's own to the ground and their hips grazed against each other ever so slightly. Four was kneeling between Three's legs oh and don't even get me started on the look.

Seeing Four so angry with him. So frustrated with his antics and finally snapping was REALLY doing something to him.

"I.... Uh-"

Three went red in the face as he made eye contact with Four.

"Well?" Four said expectantly, oblivious to what he was doing to Three.

"I-I'll do..." Three's nerves were completely shot and he was completely flustered by how powerless he was in this situation. He'd be lying if he said he wasn't into it.

"Do.... What?" Four leaned closer, trying his hardest to wean the answer out of Three.

As he did, their bodies were pushed together even more and their crotches lightly rubbed against each other, causing Three to let out a whimper.

Both guardians froze at this and stared wide-eyes at each other. Their faces flushed red, neither daring to make the next move.

Eventually, Four broke the silence.

"Did... did you just...?"

"NO!" Three shouted.

Not believing this obvious lie, Four glanced down and saw the very prominent tent in Three's pants. He looked back up at Three with an expression of annoyance.

"Seriously? NOW is when you decide to get hard?"

"H-HEY I DONT CONTROL IT! Also it's kinda hard NOT to when you're pinning me down and shouting at me, being all dominant and shit..." Three mumbled the last part, embarrassed and Four let out a sigh.

"Unbelievable." He said.

Four looked down at SMG3 and took in his appearance properly. His cute black hair that messily swept over his eyes; the way one of his overall straps had fallen from his shoulders, making him look even more disheveled than usual; that damn blush on his stupid face. God it really pissed Four off. Or did it turn him on? Eh. Whatever the feeling, Four didn't like it.

The grip on Three's hands tightened and Four leant closer to the other man. Despite blushing almost as much as Three, he wasn't willing to stand down so easily.

Not knowing what else to do, Three quickly leaned forwards and caught Four's lips in a passionate kiss. Four wasted no time pushing the other guardian back down before continuing to roughly kiss the other man.

Four began grinding his hips against SMG3's erection, causing a desperate moan to escape from his lips. Four took advantage of this and pushed his tongue into Three's mouth, deepening their already heated kiss.

Three moaned as Four continued invasively exploring his mouth. He grasped desperately at Four's clothes, craving any form of contact whilst Four kept grinding against Three.

The blue guardian pulled away briefly, much to the dismay of Three. However he quickly grabbed SMG3 and flipped him over so he was on his stomach, causing him to let out a yelp.

"Wha!- Hey! Who says you get to top!?" Three protested.

Four leant over him and put a hand over his mouth, forcing him to be quiet as he whispered angrily in his ears.

"I do. Now shut up and put that stupid mouth of yours to use. Unless you WANT this to hurt~."

Three blushed at the sharpness of his words before four shoved two of his fingers in Three's mouth.

"Suck."

Four instructed harshly.

Three begrudgingly did as he was told and used his saliva to completely coat SMG4's fingers.

After a few minutes, Four pulled his fingers out and shoved SMG3 to the ground, ass up. He pulled down Three's overalls and underwear, barely giving the man any time to adjust before both fingers were pushed inside of him.

Three yelped at the feeling and tensed up as he got used to Four's fingers prodding his insides. The purple guardian hid his burning face in the crook of his arm in an attempt to muffle his little grunts and moans of pleasure.

Four continued to work Three's hole open, making a scissoring motion with his fingers as Three laid there and tried to hide how much he was enjoying this.

"God you're getting this worked up over my fingers alone?~" Four teased and Three looked back at him angrily.

"S-shut up...! Fucking dickhe-AH~~ mmffmfghh!~"

Three's sentence was cut off by a sudden moan as Four managed to hit that little bundle of nerves inside of him. SMG4 smirked and pulled his fingers out of Three.

"I think you've had enough prep..."

He pulled down his own overalls and took his dick in his hand, giving himself a few strokes.

"Took you long enough." Three panted as he looked back at Four once again.

Four responded by grabbing Three by his hair and shoving him back down to the ground. He moaned as Four forced him down and he felt a warmth grown inside of him. God he was loving this rough side to Four...

"Shut up and face forward. I don't want to hear another word out of you unless it's my name. Got it?"

"Yeah I got it." SMG3 rolled his eyes, "Now hurry up and fuck me alreAGH!~ ah~!"

Without warning, SMG4 pushed himself balls deep into SMG3. He gave him little time to adjust as the animalistic need to fuck SMG3's brains out and put him in his place completely took over.

Still holding Three down to the ground, SMG4 didn't waste a second as he began to roughly thrust in and out of Three's hole, grunting each time their hips made contact.

He felt so warm. So tight. God who knew fucking his rival would be so exhilarating?!

Four made sure to listen to every gasp, moan and yelp that fell from SMG3's lips. As much as he tried to hide it, he was enjoying this as much as Four.

"Fuck Three... you're so tight! Ah~ It's like you don't even want me to pull my dick out of you huh??" Four teased as he kept up his brutal pace.

"God never do!~" Three managed to say before letting out a particularly loud moan as he felt Four's dick hit his prostate.

"AH!~ OH FUCK FOUR YES RIGHT THERE!~~ Oh please!~" SMG3 moaned pathetically and Four rolled his eyes.

"You're so fucking desperate."

Four positioned himself so that he'd be thrusting right into that spot that drove Three crazy. And oh boy was it working. Three could barely keep his eyes open as he was fucked into the ground, drool falling from his mouth as he was lost in the feeling of being penetrated by his rival.

With the pace and force behind each thrust, there was no way Three was going to last much longer. His mind went to static as Four continued to hammer into him at a brutal pace. He tried to let out a few warming moans but it was futile as SMG3 finally cummed, ejaculating onto the ground and on the verge of collapsing.

Four didn't let up his brutal pace as he was close too. There was no way in hell Three was going to be the only one cumming during this.

His hips stuttered, struggling to keep up with the steady rhythm he had previously set. Three craned his neck to make eye contact with the man who was ploughing his ass and when Four saw the messy, dick-loving expression on his face, it sent Four over the edge.

With one final thrust, Four spilled his warm cum into Three's sensitive asshole, moaning his name as he did so.

"F-fuck-! Three!~ ah!~ holy shit you're so good!!~"

The two laid there, pressed against each other with Four's dick inside of Three. Eventually Four pulled out, watching as his cum dripped out of his rival with a satisfied smirk.

Four stood up to clean himself up whilst Three was still trying to catch his breath. He couldn't even move as his legs were shaking so much. He looked up at Four and saw him wiping himself down with Three's shirt.

"H-hey! What the fuck man! Don't use my shirt to wipe your dick! That's gross!" SMG3 avowed angrily at him.

Four just rolled his eyes, "Oh don't be such a baby. This dick was inside of you literally 2 minutes ago."

"Y-yeah b-but- I have to wear that shirt!"

"Well now you have a nice little reminder of how I fucked your brains out because you couldn't be patient with this stupid meme power." Four smiled sarcastically at him and Three's face went red. Was it a blush or anger? Eh. Who knows.

"I don't want to remember that! .....baka..."

"Uh huh, sure whatever man." Four tossed the shirt to Three. "Clean yourself up will you? We can have a coffee break but then it's back to training."

Three grumbled to himself and did as he was told.

"I hate you so much..." he muttered angrily.

"The feeling is mutual."

"You're so paying for my dry cleaning!!"

"Pay for it yourself."