(A/N: I'm TERRIBLE with Leo's POV, just a heads up)

Leo's Flashback

"AAAAAHHHHH, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF!!!"

Suddenly the alarm stopped blaring.

What was THAT?

What is THIS?

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

OH, NO! Eidosomething again no!!

My aunt was right! I'm the devil. Noooo!

***

Wait, so I'm in control? How? Now, I'm the Eidosomething? Why can't I remember this?

What is a eidosomething? Another name for the devil?

Oh, a mirror. You look like me. Not as handsome, of course.

What do you mean, not as handsome??? I'm the handsomest you'll ever find!

Someone called from dowstairs: "Leoni, are you coming down or not?"

Who is he?

Ryan, my boss.

Boss of what?

What do you mean, boss of what? I have a job, he's my boss.

What about high school?

Drop out.

Why?

A boy has to eat, right? No one in my family wanted me. And no foster family either. But I'm good with mechanics, so I got this job. 

It sucks being unwanted.

"LEONI! I have a car for you!"

A car for me? Thanks, but I'm more of a ship guy.

It's for me to fix. Great, how am I going to fix it when I can't control my own hands?

Maybe I can fix it for you.

And you know how?

Pleeease, you're talking with Mr. McShizzle, I can do anything!

***

Hey, you're not that bad. You do know something about mechanics.

Same to you. Where did you learn?

My mother. You?

Where's your mother?

Died. You?

Learned from my mother too. And it's in my father's blood. Kind of.

***

Rewind a little. So, Hepheastus?

Yes.

It's a weird name.

Jason would call him Vulcan.

Waaaait...

Nope, nothing to do with Star Trek, I already asked.

Leo took a bite of his lunch.

Hephaestus hand grenades! These tacos!

I know!

My tacos are better, but these ones are amazing!!

***

Leo was laughing while the other guys were giving Dylan a hard time, repeting everything he said, never answering.

"Come on, guys! This is not funny!"

"This is not funny!"

"How long are you going to keep this up?"

"Keep this up"

"Leoni, help me, you own me"

"You own me"

Wow, so that's like to never say anything you want? Always repeting after someone else? I wonder if she's okay.

Who?

Echo.

What?

Never mind. I just wish I could remember her face, I feel at least someone should.

***

This anime is amazing!

I told you.

But why everyone at the Fire Nation needs to be so serious? I'm amazingly funny!

***

So, help me a little. You said so many things, we need to organize.

Percy is like Aquaman and Jason is like a Superman.

How so?

Water control and flying. Now that I think about, Jason is blond.

So he is not Superman?

Maybe Supergirl. And Percy has black hair.

So he can't be Aquaman?

Maybe I will bleach his hair just to turn him blond.

You're...

A fire bender! But I'm fireproof, so no scars over my eyes from fire.

The other guy...

Zhang.

What was his power again?

Turn into animals.

So... brother bear?

I never watched, but sure, why not.

The girls?

Hazel looks like Tiana and Piper like Pocahontas.

And the other one?

Annabeth? She's blond.

So, Cinderella?

Nope! You would never think of her like a princess!

Why not?

Princess are delicate, and all that. She's just plain scary.

I don't think I would like to meet her.

She is the only who understands enginnering.

Okay, maybe I would.

***

I'm in love.

Again? That is what, the third time this week? I think you're going to break my record of falling in love.

But look at her! She's amazing...

She's way out of your league.

Probably why I'm so in love.

Thank gods I'm cured from this. I have my sunshine now.

Can we try to get her number? Wow, her friend is just as pretty.

Ops! Not just friend, girlfriend.

Why the ones I love are always taken?

Flashback over, back to present

Leo was satisfied to see his friends with their jaws slack.

Your friends?

Aquaman and Supergirl.

Ah, got it.

"But how.. why..."

"And everything changed, when the fire bender appeared!"

"What?"

"You didn't get it? Don't worry, kids. Uncle Leo is going to give you some culture later"

***

"Well, Jason, I think I found what was making those 'weeeeird noises'"

"Shut up"

"It should be fixed by now"

"Maybe I should buy Annabeth some flowers?"

Jason and Leo turned to Percy with questioning faces.

"Sorry, just thinking out loud. I'm hungry, then I saw there's a bakery on the other side of the street, and right beside there's a flower shop, and thought about Annabeth"

"And how is she in this world?"

"Blond. Nerd. Scary"

"Oh, nothing changed then. Tell me, Water boy..."

"Do NOT call me Water boy"

"Were you envious of me?"

"What!?" 

"Since Mr. Valdez, Hot Stuff appeared, scrawny is the new sizzling hot, I know. So that's why you decided to look scrawny too?"

"It was NOT my choice"

"There's no need to be embarrassed. It's because of Annabeth? She said something about my awesome self?"

"Leo, don't tease Percy"

"Don't be mistaken, Valdez. I can still break you like a twig"

He's scary.

He's worse when he wasn't scrawny.

He had a sense of humor?

Sometimes. But not as awesome as mine, of course!