Error's POV

"SANS! I won't ask again!"Edge shouts

"Yes?"Killer, Cross, Dust, and Horror all say together

"No not you! Sans!"Edge says

"But you don't seem to understand. I'm Sans, and so is he. In fact, a lot of us are."Blue says 

"At least, we think we are. I'm Sans, right?"Killer says, playing dumb.

"Yes, you are. And I'm Sans."Outer says, playing along with a grin

"WE are Sans."Horror says, glaring at Edge

"Are you a Papyrus?"Dust asks

"Could he be a Papyrus?"Killer asks

"Doesn't look like one."Dust says, the two circling Edge to mockingly get a look at him

Nighty returns with the popcorn and we start munching on it as Dream runs off to see where Fell went with his boyfriend to hide.

"He doesn't sound like one."Killer comments

"And he doesn't act like one."Horror says, joining them

"So he isn't one."Dust says

"What are you little shits talking about? I'm obviously a Papyrus!"Edge snaps

"But we have plenty of references and you don't match any."Killer says

"You've heard the saying, haven't you? If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck, and looks like a duck, then it's a duck. But if it isn't, it's a total asshole."Dust chuckles

"You little pieces of-! How dare you! Say another word and I'll-!"Edge snaps,getting cut off quickly

Horror puts his axe to Edge's neck and Cross presses his giant knife against Edge's back. They all grin.

"I'm sorry, we couldn't hear you. You're going to do what exactly?"Killer says

Edge goes quiet.

"Oh wow, would you look at that? He's all talk and no bite just like a true asshole."Dust says with a grin

Edge looks pissed but then Horror leans closer and whispers something to him that wipes the angry scowl right off of his face to show true fear.

"Now why are you here, exactly? We are having a family gathering before your oh-so-rude intrusion."Killer says as Horror and Cross back down

"Looking for MY Sans. He hasn't been at his post in days where he belongs and I won't take his lazy shit anymore."Edge says

Papy walks over with Papyrus beside him.

"Excuse me? I am told that you're supposed to be the brother of my brother's boyfriend. Edge, correct?"Papyrus says

"How did that little BLEEP get a boyfriend? Wait, what the fuck was that?"He snaps

"I d0n'T aPpReCiAte sUcH fOuL lAnGuAgE beiNg uSeD f0r tHoSe i cArE aBoUt. NoW, y0u'Re SuPpOsEd tO bE a PapYrUs, coRrEcT?"Pap growls

"What do you mean, supposed to be? Can't you tell?"Edge asks, looking freaked out.

Pap grabs his hand forcefully and I could hear bones cracking as he shakes Edge's hand with a clearly fake smile.

"JuSt wAnTeD tO bE sUrE wh0 i wAs tAlKiNg tO. I aM bLiP, ErRoR'S bROThEr oR paPyRUs. NOw, Us PaPYrUsEs hAvE a CeRtAin lEvEl oF inTeLlIgENcE aNd cOmMoN sEnSe oR mOnsTeRaNiTy tHroUgHoUt tHe AUs. We dIspLaY tHat aNd giVe oFf a sTroNg, powERfUl, g0oD pReSeNcE. If y0u aRe tRUlY a PaPyRUS, aCt liKe iT f0r sTaRs sAkE."He tells Edge

"Dang, Blip is tough."Carrot says

"And that's why nobody messes with him. He is the destroyer's brother after all. And very protective of anyone he grows close to."Comet says

"I really don't appreciate you mistreating your brother and speaking so low of him either. Surely you can realize that there's some good in your brother and learn to treat him better. Isn't there some good in you?"Papyrus says, always so hopeful 

He only gets a glare from Edge. Papyrus' optimistic smile fades to a more stern look. Disappointed even.

"Nyeeeh...I thought this would be the case. If you insist on this behavior then I do not want your company around us. Your brother is welcome around us plenty, but you are not. You'll only ruin their happiness and kill the good mood like how you have here. Your revolting attitude will only chase more people away so don't come crawling back when you're alone."He says before returning to his seat.

Nighty nearly choked on some popcorn that he was eating in surprise at the sudden shift in his tone. I chuckle as the table sits in stunned silence. 

"And iF i lEaRn tHat yOu lAiD a SInGlE fInGeR On feLl, y0u wiLl nOt liKe wHeRe yOu eNd uP nExT. I cAn pRomIsE yOu tHaT."Pap says

"And we can promise you a very painful journey to your final destination."Killer chuckles

Dream walks back down the stairs with Classic and Fell behind him. Papyrus leaps from his seat, running over to pick Fell up in a hug. He hugs Fell close and gives soft pats on the head with a bright smile on his face. Classic grins, seeing how this kindness is put on display for Edge. Almost in spite of him. Fell shakily accepts it, hugging him and looking away from his brother. A cold glare from Papyrus to Edge makes it clear that this was in spite of him. Then Papyrus grins again, setting Fell down in his seat beside Classic again.

"If you can't appreciate your brother, you can go. We can clearly do a better job at it than you."Horror says

"Tsk, so much for the Great Papyrus."Dust says, rolling his eyes

"But he is MY brother!"Edge snaps

"NaH, yOu lOsT tHaT tiTlE oR pRiviLeGe t0 cAlL hIm tHaT th3 m0mENT yOu TrEaTed hIm liKe diRT uNdEr yOuR sHoE. AnD iT wiLl nOt be t0leRaTeD hErE. S0 yOu cAn lEaVe."Papy says

He shoves Edge through a portal right as Killer snatches the portal device from him. It shuts and pure silence hangs in the air. Then Paps turns around with a bright smile.

"NyeHehEhE! NoW tHaT's HaNdLeD, wHo wAnTs sEcOnDs?"He says

Everyone returned to their seats and soon things went back to how they were, running smoothly. When everyone finished eating, they got sleepy and stayed in many of the spare bedrooms prepared beforehand. 

Fell was appreciative of how everyone protected him, though I noticed how Classic's brother seemed to remain guarded and very caring towards him. It makes me smile. Guess it really annoyed him how a Papyrus could be so mean to their brother. I know it got on my brother's nerves and I had to privately calm him down.

What a sight to watch unfold.

TBC