Is it a good updating schedule if I update weekly? I hope it's good. And I'm not talking about if it's good for you. I'm wondering if it's good for me.

P.S. When did I last update this? Because my things says 3 days ago, and I'm pretty sure it's been longer than that :/

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"Aaand welcome back... To a Demigod Talkshow!" The same deep voice said. "Starting Kat Moone and the Heroes of Olympus."

Kat walked on stage in her usual getup, showering the crowd with over exaggerated kisses. No one was clapping.

"Thank you thank you." She said, grinning at the totally silent audience.

Awkward silence. Someone coughed. A baby started crying.

Kat cleared her throat and sat down in her chair. "Anyways! Today, in our awesome episode, we are going to focus on two people. Let me bring to the stage, the two brasome bros, Percy and Jason!"

To the left, Jason and Percy were barely seen fighting over who got to go on first. Finally, Jason shoved Percy and walked on first. Percy ran in front of him and jumped on the couch, taking up all the room. Jason glared and sat on the chair.

"What goes on bros?" Kat asked them, looking awkward.

"I'm doing well." Percy stretched.

"I'm doing better." Jason said politely. "How are you."

"Suck up." Percy coughed.

"Fantabulous. I see there's tension going on with you two." Kat folded her hands together. "Do I have to be a therapist?"

"There's nothing to say." Percy crossed his arms. He grumbled, "Even though Jason is a big meany."

"You started it!" Jason shouted at Percy.

"Started what?" Kat asked.

"It doesn't matter now. I know his real nature." Jason glared again.

Percy stuck his tongue out.

Kat rubbed her temples. "Okay I was not expecting this."

"Then tell Jason to quit being a big, fat, jerky, —"

"Tell Percy to learn how to grow up."

"HEY!" Kat slammed her fists down and stood up. She startled both of them and made the audience go "ooo". "I took my time to plan this all out. I have the questions ready. I have the props ready. And I don't plan on you two ruining it for me. So if you can't get along, then just shut up about it, okay?!"

Percy gulped. "Okay."

"Yes ma'am." Jason nodded.

"Good." She sat down. "Now, I'm going to go along with this as if you two still are good with each other. And you two should do the same. Now, am I allowed to ask my first question."

"Sure." They said at the same time.

"Good. Now, why didn't you two both be praetors?"

"Well, you can only have two praetors, and Reyna was already one." Jason informed.

"Respect the rules." Percy nodded.

"Plus, I was going to Camp Halfblood. So I couldn't be a leader at Camp Jupiter." Jason said. "Like Percy."

"Don't act like you know me and my decisions." Percy warned.

"Percy..." Kat growled.

"Sorry."

"Next question." Kat continued. "Did your dads approve of your friendship? Or former broship?"

"Well, we saved the world together, so I suppose so." Percy shrugged. "Besides, Jupiter never met Poseidon, so there's no rivalry."

"Yet." Jason said.

"Yet."

"Next question goes to Jason." Kat turns to Jason just as he stuck his tongue out at Percy. He quickly regained his posture. "How'd you feel when you turned Greek?"

"It felt kind of weird, to be honest. I mean, I didn't know how my dad would respond. Could he still communicate to me? Would he abandon me?"

"I heard Zeus say you're like a son to him now." Kat noted. "Like an adoptive relationship."

"Yeah." Jason said. "But even though I grew up as a Roman, I know at heart I'm a Greek."

"Cool." Kat said emotionlessly. "Next question's for Percy."

"Yay." Percy stretched.

"Percy, when you saw Annabeth come to New Rome on a ship full of strangers, how'd you feel?"

"I felt like a million bucks for being able to be together again."

The audience awed. Jason rolled his eyes.

"Touching." Kat said. "What about the others?"

Percy shifted. "I try not to judge people, but when I first saw Jason, I expected him to be Mr. Perfect, and I wanted to hate him so much, but I knew it could jeopardize our quest. And, we became bros. Then I realize how rude and selfish he could be."

"You were being selfish first!" Jason retaliated, standing up.

Percy stood up as well. "I had my rights!"

"That's it." Kat stood up. The boys sat back down quickly, but she went to the right behind the curtain. Then, she was seen pulling a giant box out in front of the boys. She gestured to the box. "Two choices. Pick."

The boys looked into the box. There were sword hilts, small shields, and...

"Nerf guns?" Jason pulled a purple nerf gun.

"This episode is not sponsored by NERF." Kat said to the camera. "But yes. Weapons."

"Weapons?" Percy took out a sword hilt. "How is this a weapon?"

"Click on the button." Kat tapped lightly on a red button above the grip.

Percy clicked on the button, and a blue holographic sword blade popped out. "Ghost sword?"

"More or less. Doesn't hurt, but if you do get hit, it's like a little vibrate. If it is a fatal hit, then it shocks you. Just like the bullets." Kat explained. "You see, I had a plan to have you two duel to see who is the better fighter, but since you both were so rude—" at this point she glared at them. "—let's settle this argument with action."

"I'm in." Percy glared at Jason.

"Me too." Jason glared back.

"Perfect!" Kat clapped her hands. Then, she pressed a button on her desk, and the wall behind them slide upward. It revealed a 50ft. by 50ft. area with walls that showed a plain with a few trees. It also had grass as a floor, and the ceiling was glass, so it was like the place was outside. There were a few rocks, a small mount, and a trench.

"You did this?" Jason asked, bewildered.

"Yep." Kat grinned. "Now let's do this!"

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Everything was set up. Percy and Jason were standing on opposite sides of the room. Jason had his weapons, a sword and nerf gun. Percy chose a sword and shield, since he was terrible at aim.

"Okay! Rules!" Kat yelled. "Now, no powers—" They both cursed. "—as this is a fight based just on skills with weapons, not flying or swimming. Also, I'd prefer no biting, kicking, clawing, or punching, but if it is necessary, then go ahead. But stick to your weapons. Finally, the first one to 'die' loses!"

She looked at them. "Ready?"

"I'm gonna mop the floor with you, Grace." Percy growled.

"When I'm done with you, you won't be able to mop anything." Jason grumbled.

"Okay...! 3-2-1-GO!" Kat said quickly to set them off.

But the boys waisted no time as they ran to each other. Jason shot a few nerf bullets at Percy, but he dodged them. He deflected one with his shield. They met up, and started battling. Percy swung with his sword, but Jason ducked and tried to stab him. Percy jumped out of the way, but got caught on the side of his knee.

"Holy Hades that feels weird!" Percy yelped.

He put his shield in front of him and shoved Jason with it. Jason flew back into the grass. Percy ran to him and slashed him across the stomach, but not too deep because Jason moved back. Jason shuddered and stood up. He then ran away.

"Get back here!" Percy said.

Jason ran to the small mount, maybe about 10 feet tall. "You talk too much!" He ran around it.

Percy chased after him, and soon it was just Jason and Percy running around the mount a few times. The next time Percy ran around, Jason was gone. Percy halted in his tracks, wondering where Jason went. Then, Jason was seen on the top of the hill. He raised his sword, and jumped down on top of Percy.

Percy noticed him mid-air and jumped out of the way, so Jason's sword buried in the ground (the ghost sword is realistic enough to hit material). Jason quickly shot at Percy to keep him away. The bullet hit Percy in the shoulder, making him shudder. He pulled it out and slashed Jason across the cheek. Jason quickly pulled out his sword and they fought.

This went on for a while. Each boy kept getting hurt, but only slightly. They kept fighting, hacking, stabbing, slicing and jabbing. Somehow, they didn't "die" yet. Soon, Percy lost his shield, Jason dropped his nerf gun, and they were both exhausted.

Percy made a weak attempt to slice Jason, but Jason just stepped back. Percy tried again, and this time his sword fell out of his hand. He collapsed.

Jason laughed weakly, and raised his sword. But the weight was too much, and he collapsed next to Percy.

They just laid there next to each other.

"Did... Did I win?" Percy breathed.

"Nah. Did I ... win?" Jason sighed.

"Nah." Percy tried to shake his head. "I can't remember... why we fought in the first place."

"Kat, remember?"

"Nah. I mean... before."

"I asked if I could have... your blue cookie."

"Right."

"Wait." Kat closed her eyes. "What?!" She walked on the field. "All of this was about a cookie?!"

Percy tried sitting up, but collapsed. "Yes. It was my cookie. But now I see how stupid it was."

"Same." Jason coughed. "I'm sorry, man. It was your cookie."

"Nah, man. I should've shared. I'm sorry." Percy turned to Jason, them both still on the ground.

"Are we still bros?" Jason asked.

"We are definitely bros." Percy said.

"I want you to tell the world." Jason said.

"You're my bro, bro." Percy whispered.

"Why'd you whisper bro?"

"Because you're my world, bro."

"Broo..." Jason said. He managed to get up, and pulled Percy up with him. "I love you bro."

"I love you too, bro." Percy hugged him, and he accepted it.

"Awwww." The crowd said.

The two bros realized they were still on tv, and split up. Percy cleared his throat. "That was a man hug."

"Right." Kat walked between them. "See, this show renews friendships and broships. What a show, bro. Well, I think that'll be it for today. Thank you all for watching, and tune in next time!"

"Where hopefully people don't try to kill each other!" Percy waved, with a huge fake grin on.

"No promises!" Kat said with the same grin. "Bye!"

"Bye!" Everyone said.

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