Kat wuz here.

Haha. Ahm, the title is there, I'll probably fix it up. Just did it last night, lol. So here we go! 😁

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"Aaand welcome..." A deep but joyful voice said, as bright neon lights made their way around the place, "... to the very first chapter (besides the backstory)... of the amazing story...—"

"Get on with it!" Someone from the audience said.

"— ahem. ... of the amazing story... A Demigod Talkshow!!!" Then, the disembodied voice spoke very low. "Starring Kat Moone and the Heroes of Olympus!"

The audience cheered, sitting in their neon outlined seats. The walls were a galaxy pattern, the roof as well. The floor was pure black, so black you cannot comprehend. Neon lights shined down from the ceiling, shining all over the place. As for the actual set, there was a table/desk thing with a chair behind. To the left of it was a couch and a chair, both black. Behind was a sign: A⃣   D⃣E⃣M⃣I⃣G⃣O⃣D⃣   T⃣A⃣L⃣K⃣S⃣H⃣O⃣W⃣, written in rainbow neon letters.

A girl walked up on the stage. She had short brown hair with purple, blue and green highlights, and brown eyes. She had on a violet hoodie and blue jeans.

"What's up all my peeps!" She yelled at the audience, who cheered back.

"I..." She kept grinning. "I don't know if that's good or not. I um, I asked you guys a question."

They kept cheering, completely oblivious of what she said.

"O-Okay then." She sat down. "My name is Kat, the host of this fantabulous show!"

The audience stopped cheering suddenly. All was silent.

"Really?" Kat said. "Okay fine then. Well, let me introduce the guests for today. Percy Jackson!"

Percy walked up on the stage very confused. "Hi."

"Annabeth Chase! Jason Grace! Piper McLean! Hazel Levesque! Frank Zhang! And last but not least, Leo Valdez!"

Everyone came up when their names were called, until the seven demigods were just standing around awkwardly.

"Sit, sit!" Kat said cheerfully.

The three girls automatically sat down on the couch. The four guys looks at each other, then ran over to the chair. They started pushing and shoving each other, trying to sit in it, until Leo squeezed through and sat down, sighing and making it obvious that he claimed it.

Percy and Jason grumbled and sat down on the armrests on the couch. Frank just stood around, looking grumpy.

"Chair!" Kat clapped her hands.

Frank grinned as they brought in a chair, but the excitement faded as he realized it was a little beach chair. He shrugged and sat in it, barely sitting.

"You guys want one?" Kat asked Percy and Jason. They shook their heads.

"So this was the plan." Annabeth murmured as she looked around.

"Yap! Wave to the camera!" Kat waved to a camera to the side.

"We're being filmed?" Piper squealed. But it wasn't in excitement.

"To Olympus, and the two camps, yes."

Leo tried to slick back his hair. "How do I look?"

"Fabulous." Hazel rolled her eyes.

"Now, this Talkshow is going to be filled with all fun things, such as skits, truth or dares, stories, and all that jazz. We'll laugh together, cry together, kill together,—"

"What?" Piper whipped her head toward Kat.

"Nothing!" Kat waved it away. "Anyways, for the first chapter— I mean, episode, we are going to do a truth or dare!" The audience cheered.

"Are you going to play?" Jason asked Kat.

"Do you want me to play?"

"Yes." Annabeth said immediately.

"Okay, but I get special rules." She counted on her fingers. "Numbah Uno, no asking about my magical powers. And, um, that's it."

Kat's "magical powers" are that she can be the author of this "book" which takes place in the demigod's "world". She likes to break the fourth wall.

"Fiiiine." Annabeth sighed.

"Awesome!" Kat pressed something on her desk, and two wheels appeared on the wall behind them, in front of the Demigod Talkshow sign. They both had the demigod's faces (including Kat's) that the arrow could point to.

"So!" Kat clasped her hands together. "The wheels will spin by themselves, until they land on two separate faces. The face on the left wheel will ask the person on the right wheel 'truth or dare.'"

"So we don't get to choose." Percy noted.

"Nope. Gotta be fair."

"Right."

"Okay, let's get started!" Kat pressed another button, and the wheels spun. The heads spun around and around, until the left one landed on Frank, and the right one landed on Jason. The audience had a mix of clapping and "ooo"'s.

"Okay, um, Jason." Frank said. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Jason said, moving his glasses a bit.

Frank thought for a bit. "I know this isn't juicy, but I'm curious. Did you always have bad vision, or did it just magically show up?"

"I think it was when I was stabbed by the Roman at Ithaca." Jason put his hand on his stomach, remembering the wound. "Loss of vision must be a side affect to getting stabbed."

Percy raised his hand. "I must deny that theory on the ground of being stabbed multiple times, and not having lost eye-site."

"That almost sounded smart." Annabeth patted Percy on the back.

"Moving on!" Kat said before Jason could open his mouth. The wheels started spinning again, until they landed on Leo, and Leo.

"I gotta ask myself?" Leo rubbed his head. "Um, Leo truth or dare?"

"We'll do it again." The wheels spun, and landed on Annabeth and Percy.

"Sweet boyfriend." Annabeth turned to Percy. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth." Percy said without thinking, as usual. Then, his eyes widened. "Dare! I mean dare."

Annabeth smiled. "I dare you to tell me the truth about this question: Did you ever have feelings for Rachel?"

The crowd "oooo"ed as Percy gulped. "Well, before you and me—"

"You and I."

"—you and I started dating, I guess I had a little crush on her. But I love you now. Nothing really happened between her and I, except one kiss—"

"What?"

"MOVING ON AGAIN!" Kat shouted and spun the wheels. The faces then landed on Piper and Hazel.

"Hazel, truth or dare?" Piper turned to her, sitting next to her.

"Um, truth?"

"Finally." Piper sighed. "When do you and Frank plan on getting married?"

Hazel's eyes widened and she started fanning herself. If Frank had a drink, he's probably do a spit take.

"Now that's juicy." Kat gave Piper a thumbs up.

"Piper why would you ask that?!" Hazel asked Piper, exasperated.

"Okay, not exactly marriage, but all you guys do is hug, hand hold, and barely ever kiss!"

"I'm 15." Hazel said.

"Fine! Forget I asked that. But at least make your love more noticeable."

"Only an Aphrodite child would say that." Frank muttered, looking flushed.

"Welp, let's move on before Piper can do anything else." Kat winked and spun the wheels. They landed on Jason and Percy

"Bro!" They both said and leaned over the girls to give a high face.

"Truth or dare, bro?" Jason asked Percy.

"Bro, you know what I'm gonna do."

"If you're my real bro, I'd guess that you'd pick dare bro."

"Bro, that's totally wrong!" Percy pouted.

"I'm so sorry bro!"

Percy laughed. "Just kidding bro. Dare, bro."

Jason tapped his chin. "Okay bro, I dare you to sing 'Under Da Sea' bro."

Percy gasped, placing his hand on his heart. "Bro, how could you do that to me?!"

"You got a totally brolicious voice, bro!"

"You mean that bro?"

"I really do, bro." Jason smiled.

"Okay, bro, I'll do it for you, bro!" Percy stood up abruptly.

"Hey bro." Kat said to Percy. "Need some music?"

"Hit me!" Percy did a pose.

Kat pressed another button, and the song started.

"The seaweed is always greener, in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there, but that is a big mistake." Percy started singing, doing jazz hands and head bobbing. "Just look at the world around you, right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you, what more is you looking for?"

"This is the best idea I've ever had." Kat muttered, grinning.

"Same." Jason laughed.

"Under the sea! Under the sea! Darlin' it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me! Up on the shore they work all day. Out in the sun, they slave away! While we devotin' full time to floatin' under the sea!" The audience started doing the back up 'under the sea!'

Finally, and sadly, the song ended. The audience stood up and clapped, cheered, and whistled as Percy stood in his final pose. Then, he started bowing, and Jason tackled him in a hug saying "I knew you could do it bro!"

After a minute, everyone was settled down. The demigod's' faces were still red from laughing too hard.

"Al-alright." Kat took a deep breath." Let's, let's move on."

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"Leo, can I just say that you look fabulous." Kat said as everyone laughed.

Leo grumbled. He was dared to get dressed up by a few Aphrodite girls, and came back in a tight, sparkly red dress. He also had his hair straightened instead of curls (which took most of the time), lipstick, eyeshadow, and blush on, and red platform heels.

"I hate you Percy." Leo glared at Percy.

"Love you too."

It's been about 13 rounds, and Leo was a girl, Annabeth had no shoes, Jason's face was red and sweaty, and Piper and Hazel hated each other. Kat was the only one who hasn't had her face be picked.

"Moving on." Kat said, which was pretty much her catchphrase. She spun the wheels, and they landed on Hazel and Jason.

"Jason, truth or—"

"This game is rigged." Annabeth glared at Kat.

Kat gasped. "Why would you say that? I am a fair and just person and I would never do that!" Kat slammed her fist down. Coincidentally, it was on the button to spin the wheels. One landed on Annabeth, and the other landed on the edge of Kat, but had a last burst of energy to move to Percy.

Kat chuckled nervously. "Yeah..."

"Cheater!" Annabeth said, standing up.

"Yep." Kat got up and ran off the stage. She jumped into the crowd, and they carried her to the other side. Annabeth jumped off after her.

"Now's my chance!" Leo said. He ran over to Kat's seat and sat down, folding his hands. "Thank you for watching this program. We enjoy your company, and tune in next time. And don't forget to donate to charity. And by that, I mean give me money!"

"Leo!"

Leo winced. "Sorry Pipes. A man's gotta make a living."

"Says the person in a dre—"

"Goodbye!" Leo cut her off and waved.

The other demigods shrugged and waved. Percy blew kisses.

The curtains closed.

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Soooo guys here it is! The first chapter! Sorry if it's bad. But I could always use ideas for new ones! And this time, there's no limit! Exclamation point!

Vote, comment, and enjoy!

And I shall still do questions:

If you could have the Heroes Of Olympus have a crossover with any other fandom, what would it be? No limits on the fandom, it can be spongebob for all I care.

Rock on, my little rebels.