Leo Valdez has updated his status: If a bear chases you, give it honey and a red shirt to wear.

Write down your own weird advice!

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Percy Jackson: Whatever you do, don't kiss a light socket, even if it looks sad.

Annabeth Chase: If you can't put a book down, throw it up in the air.

Jason Grace: try not to fall up the stairs.

Piper McLean: if you try to jump a fence, make sure it isn't armed.

(<> I mean jump as in rob so you don't wanna rob someone who's armed <>)

Frank Zhang: or legged.

Leo Valdez: Fai that was terrible.

Frank Zhang: Fine. If a certain person is annoying you, upload embarrassing videos of them. AND DONT CALL ME FAI

Leo Valdez: Fai that advice doesn't count. It is actually useful.

Frank Zhang: Exactly >:)

Leo Valdez: -_____________-

Nico Di Angelo: If you walk by cemeteries, be sure to hold your breath so you don't breath the fumes of evil spirits.

No, I'm serious.

Everyone: O_o

Reyna Ramirez Arellano: If you try to run a whole camp while at a party, make sure they don't find Dakota's secret kool-aid stash.

Dakota (idk his last name): Hey! MY KOOOOOLLLL AAAIIIIDDDDD!

Hazel Levesque: Don't try to figure out an I-pod by yourself if you're from the 1940s.

Thalia Grace: Make sure that if you were a tree before, you don't run into one because people or hunters will think that you're trying to become one again and then you have to threaten to feed them to the wolves and then accidentally tell that to Artemis and almost get fed to a wolf yourself.

Nico Di Angelo: I wouldn't expect Artemis to do that to her lieutenant.

Leo Valdez: Oooo Nico sticking up for Thalia cuz you like her?

Nico Di Angelo: O-O

Thalia Grace: O-O

Artemis: DEATH BOY STAY AWAY FROM MY HUNTER AND DON'T JUDGE ME OR I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR FATHER THE HARD WAY.

Artemis, Thalia Grace, and Nico Di Angelo have logged off.

Everyone: ...

Leo Valdez has updated his status: Okay let's do another weird thing! Once in school, I ran in the classroom like Superman saying, "I'll save you guys from this prison!"

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Jason Grace: I've never been at a real school, but one time at New Rome I put an afro on the Terminus statue and he didn't find out until a week later.

Piper McLean: Once in gym class I said I broke my face from looking at (insert name here)'s face so I couldn't play.

Coach Hedge: It didn't work.

Percy Jackson: Whenever the teacher wasn't looking, I kept humming, "Under da Sea" until he went crazy.

Annabeth Chase: One week I kept talking to teachers only in book quotes.

Hazel Levesque: Once when the bell rang, I screamed that pigs were coming to get me.

Frank Zhang: I laughed like a maniac and said that everyone will perish. Then I went back to doing math.

Leo Valdez: That's not weird at all.

Frank Zhang: Speak for yourself, Superman.

Leo Valdez: Okay let's move on.

Leo Valdez has updated his status:
1) It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
2)Almonds are part of the peach family

Write down 2 useless facts!

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Annabeth Chase:
1) The sentence, "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
2) the longest one syllable word in the English Language is screeched.

Frank Zhang:
1) 111,111,111 • 111,111,111= 12,345,678,987,654,321.
2) Maine is the only state with one syllable.

Percy Jackson:
1)The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
2) If you keep a goldfish in a dark room for too long, it turns white.

Leo Valdez: Both of Percy's are water related. Lol.

Percy Jackson: Don't judge me.

Piper McLean: 1) A snail can sleep for 3 years.
2) crocodiles can't stick their tongue out.

Jason Grace: 1)Peanuts are one of the ingredients to making dynamite.
2)Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

Hazel Levesque: 1) The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
2) There are more Chickens than people in the world.

Reyna Ramirez Arellano:
1) 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout or before the movie.
2) More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.

Piper McLean: OMG Ikr for the Disney movies?! Why does at least one parent always die?!?!

Leo Valdez: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I cry every time

Annabeth Chase: Leo you should probably go sit down...

Leo Valdez has logged off

Percy Jackson has updated his status: Okay so since Leo isn't here, I'll do something.

Name your favorite animal and why. It can't be a mythological one.

Mines a gold fishy. Cuz they are awesome.

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Annabeth Chase: Mines an Owl because they are very bright.

Piper McLean: I like cheetahs because they are fast and beautiful.

Jason Grace: Like you. Bald Eagle because they can fly and they are the national bird.

Piper McLean: Love ya Jason.

Jason Grace: Love you too pipes.

Hazel Levesque: I like penguins. They are nice. When we moved to Alaska, I hoped that there would be some, but there wasn't.

Frank Zhang: Dragon.

Percy Jackson: Frank, I said no mythy animals.

Frank Zhang: >:| DRAGON

Percy Jackson: Ohhhhkaaay...

Frank Zhang: Dragons like Festus are awesome.

Festus: <3

Piper McLean: Leo, we know you made an account named Festus.

Festus: </3

Festus has logged off.

Reyna Ramirez Arellano: Horses. I've grown to like them. They are proud animals.

(<> Reyna had a moment with Blackjack at the end of BoO. Also, I couldn't do pegasi since they are myth animals <>)

Travis Stoll: We both like

Connor Stoll: Raccoons.

Travis Stoll: They are good at stealing

Connor Stoll: And have masks.

Rachel Elizabeth Dare: Monkeys. They are down right awesome and can paint.

Nico Di Angelo: Vultures are FABULOUS because they eat dead stuff.

Everyone: ...

Percy Jackson: We eat dead stuff too, Nico. Like, burgers and bacon
( <3 bacon <3)

Nico Di Angelo: They prey at the weak and eat when the moment is right. They are adorable.

Annabeth Chase: Well then...

<><><> hope you guys liked this chapter. I love reading those useless facts and things to do in school. You guys should look them up.

Also, IDEAS=DEDICATIONS!

I know you read this... Don't ignore me... I'm not crazy... Maybe... <><><>