I DONT OWN CLASH OF CLANS OR BOOM BEACH BUT THEY ARE COOL LIKE HADES

Zeus has updated his profile- Curse this Clash Of Clans game! Every single time I get off, this guy comes and attacks my village with wall breakers, balloons, and witches! Considering this guy is obsessed with undead troops and his name is Hadez iz kool...

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Hades- Guilty

Zeus- Hades! How can you attack my base over and over!

Hades- I'm Hades! I can do anything!

Zeus- I'm coming for you with lightning spells...

Athena- This game is rather easy, It's all about strategy. I started last week and I'm already in the top league

Ares- I love it! It's all about war and fighting!

Apollo- You guys should totally join the clan, Awesome Apollo. We have non stop war and haikus!

Poseidon- How can you guys love it? It has no water! Play Boom Beach instead!

Apollo has updated his profile-

Apollo is best

No one is better than him

Haters gonna hate

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Apollo- You all are just haters

Artemis-We hate what should rightfully be hated. You should have seen this coming, no?

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Hermes has updated his profile- Has anyone seen George and Martha?

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Athena- You should have not said boys are superior to girls if you didn't wish for something bad to happen to you.

Zeus- But it's true.

Poseidon and Hades liked this comment.

Zeus- For once, we all agree on something.

Hermes- Give me back George and Martha! And I thought gods couldn't steal other gods' souce of power!

Athena- but I didnt steal it. I had help from Camp Halfblood.

Hermes- Did that girl Annabeth help you?

Athena- Nope. Your boys did.

Hermes- Travis? Conner? I knew they were acting suspicious!

Aphrodite- Ah, family love. But we all learned a lesson. Girls are better than boys.

Hephaestus- Definitely not.

Ares, Hermes, and all other male gods like this comment.

Nemesis- Although girls are better than boys, can't we just be balanced for a second?

Ares- NEVER! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Nemesis has logged off

Poseidon has updated his profile- Im bored.

Poseidon has changed his name to Awesome Aqua God

Zeus has changed his name to Lightning Bolt Boy

Hades has changed his name to Perish Person101

Athena has changed her name to World Wide Whiz Woman

Ares has changed his name to Bloody Boy

Apollo has changed his name to I'm Hot

Comments:

Artemis- Really

Aphrodite has changed her name to Loving Lady

Hermes has changed his name to Trolling Trickster

Artemis has changed her name to Love is Great

Comments:

I'm Hot- Woah, Artemis, what happened?

Loving Lady- I'm glad you agree with me, Artemis! Or should I say, Love is Great! I love that name so much! And I love love!

Love Is Great- Curse you, Hermes!

Trolling Trickster has changed his name to You'll Never Catch Me!

You'll Never Catch Me- Gah! She caught me!

Love Is Great has changed her name to Artemis

Artemis- Change everyone's names back.

You'll Never Catch Me- Never!

You'll Never Catch Me- Ow! All right! All right!

Hermes- There, happy?

Zeus- Daughter, you're no fun.

Apollo- Agreed.

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Poseidon has updated his profile- Well I'm glad Hermes has only been getting into trouble with the female gods.

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Poseidon- Just as I said that, Rubber Duckies have been appearing out of no where above my palace on the surface!

Poseidon has logged off

Hera- Serves him right for thinking boys are better than girls.

Zeus- My wife, you have done this?

Hera- Yes, and if he looked closer, he would see that they are ruubber cows, not ducks. After all, the cow is my sacred animal.

Athena- Of course, Poseidon is as smart as his son Percy, which isn't very smart.

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Athena- I don't know what my daughter sees in him

Hera- Your daughter doesn't make very good decisions.

Athena- Excuse me?

Hermes - Awwwww snap! And can someone explain why Poseidon is yelling at me about... rubber duckies?

Athena- Hermes stay out of this!

Percy Jackson- Anyone else confused?

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Rocknrebel44- Got bored and decided to write The Gods Have Taken Over tonight as well! Anyway, hope ur enjoying so far, and dont be afraid to share any ideas! Maybe the next chapter can be about the gods again. Maybe it can be about shipping. Maybe it can be about pranks... oooh thats a good one.... MORE IDEAS PLEASE <3