Hai.

Don't forget that this is an updated version of Demigod Facebook. And don't forget that some of joo wanted more Kat.

K bai.

^ lol 'bai' autocorrected into Bane. CURSE YOU BAAAAAANE

ALSO

thaliagrace5678 thank you for the Percabeth idea. I always appreciate ideas :•)

WARNING: This was barely read over so there is probably going to be errors. K thx bye.

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Awesome McShizzle Valdez h updated his status:

Mk guys you may have noticed a difference with DemiGod FaceBook. That is because I updated it just like Kat said at the game show. So yeah.

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Booksmart Annabeth: I came on and my name was like this.

Beauty Queen Piper: Same.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Yeah, I changed everyone's name to give them a little more... pazaz.

Seaweed Brain Jackson: Pazaz? Is that even?

Jason Sparky Grace: ^ Is it even a word

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: yap. According to SpongeBob.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: puh-zaz. Accent in the back for more effect.

Booksmart Annabeth: Hey! I'm not finished with you, Kat! What the Hades happened yesterday?!

Dead Dude Hades has logged off.

Barnacle Breath Poseidon: Haha.

Barnacle Breath Poseidon: Hey! Why's this my name?!

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Ares told me to make it that.

Ares: haha.

Thunder Zeus: How come he gets a normal name and I get a bad one?

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: cuz I was too lazy.

Frank AmaZhang: 1. Wait what? 2. I'm glad my name is still good.

Hazel Levesque: Mine didn't change.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Yea. Idk.

Booksmart Annabeth: Anyone else want to change their usernames?

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R.E.D: oh yea that changed too.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: But I also changed it so only I can change your names x3 😜

Seaweed Brain Jackson: WUT.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Nah I'm jk.

Booksmart Annabeth: Okay I am going to go change my name.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

Better.

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Awesome McShizzle Valdez: aw, ur no fum.

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: chum is fum

Percy Jackson: Fum is chum

Nico Di Angelo: Will you all quit with the SpongeBob references?

Travis Stoll: :o Nico knows sponge bob?

Connor Stoll: so kawaii ^_^

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: Connor is part of the fandom! One of us! One of us!

Nico Di Angelo: shut up.

Reyna-the-supreme-overlord: I like my nickname.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: you threatened me to make it that. It was originally RARA

Reyna-the-supreme-overlord: Shut up.

Chiron has updated his status:

Hello Children.

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Percy Jackson: :o

Frank Zhang: HE FOUND US

Jason Grace: RUN

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: HIDE THE WIFE AND KIDS

Piper McLean: Leo, you don't have any wife or kids.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Because we forgot to hide them  

Percy Jackson: :o

Hazel Levesque: Well that got dark

Nico Di Angelo: darkness >:) my favorite

Percy Jackson: :o

Annabeth Chase: Percy, quit with the ":o" face. Chiron, not to be rude, but what are you doing here?

Chiron: I simply came on here to see what you demigods do on here. This takes up about 68.9% of what you people do in the day.

Jason Grace: Not true!

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: Yeah! I can't update this book THAT quick!

Piper McLean: o_o

Annabeth Chase: Oh my gods what are you talking about?!

Chiron: Katherine, a pleasure seeing you here

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: yes, indubitably *snooty laughter* the pleasure is all mine.

Hazel Levesque: You guys know each other?

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: we went to band camp together.

Chiron: I don't know anything about band camp, but yes we know each other. 

Annabeth Chase: and let me guess, you won't tell me what she's talking about.

Chiron: No. Sorry.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: #sorrynotsorry

Percy Jackson: :o

Annabeth Chase: Okay I am so done.

Annabeth Chase has logged off

Jason Grace: so Chiron, you're going to be on here from now on?

Chiron: Just to check up on you guys and to, how you say, post notifications.

Travis Stoll: Phew. That's good.

Connor Stoll: For a second there I thought our teacher was going to be our Facebook buddy.

Chiron: Well that is rude.

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: Darude Sandstorm.

Travis Stoll: Shut

Connor Stoll: Up.

Percy Jackson: :o

Everyone: SHUT UP PERCY

Piper McLean: Wait what?

Jason Grace: Why'd it say everyone?

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: If a big group of people say the same thing, then it's translated into "Everyone" instead of each individual person.

Hazel Levesque: wow Leo, that was a smart way of putting it.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: ^•^

Frank AmaZhang: Why does everyone keep saying shut up?

Everyone: SHUT UP ZHANG

Annabeth Chase has changed her relationship from In A Relationship to Single And Ready To Mingle.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

Percy, we really need to take a break from each other. We are like polar opposites, and it feels too rushed. We saved the world together on numerous occasions, but I am just not feeling anything. I hope you understand. This may not be permanent though.

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Athena: FINALLY YOU DUMPED HIM

Poseidon: Wow. Just wow. I thought you got over this, Athena?

Athena: shut up.

Piper McLean: SERIOUSLY?!

Hazel Levesque: Say it isn't so!

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: *faints*

Frank Zhang: oh come on Annabeth!

Jason Grace: You guys are perfect though!

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Yeah! Your Percabeth page has a number of fans so high that I can't even bother typing it down!

Reyna-the-supreme-overlord: Everyone at camp here ships you two! Even me!

Zeus: That was unexpected.

Frank Zhang: ...Percy?

Percy Jackson: What?

Hazel Levesque: Are you okay?

Percy Jackson: Yeah. We needed a break anyways. She's just too demanding.

Annabeth Chase: And he is such a slob.

Percy Jackson: and she's too much of a know-it-all.

Annabeth Chase: He's too dumb.

Percy Jackson: Smart Alec.

Annabeth Chase: Weakling.

Percy Jackson: Stick in the mud.

Piper McLean: OKAY OKAY ANYWAYS

Piper McLean: ...Mom?

Aphrodite: ...

Aphrodite has logged off.

Hephaestus: Holy me, I hear her cry from here.

Zeus: Oh my us I didn't think she could be that loud.

Hermes: MY EARS

Hermes: MY BEAUTIFUL EARS

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Annabeth, Percy, you guys gotta be joking. There's no way you guys can break up that quickly that easily.

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Jason Grace: Yeah man. You guys went to freaking Tartarus together.

Annabeth Chase: it was the pressure of the situation. If we have to, we can still be friends.

Percy Jackson has changed his relationship from In A Relationship to Single And Ready To Mingle.

Nico Di Angelo has updated his status:

Why hasn't anyone been on? I like to see the drama.

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Hazel Levesque: It's just really awkward with Percabeth gone.

Piper McLean: yeah...

Jason Grace: Welp now me and Piper are the leading power couple

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: Hey! I ship Caleo!

Kat-is-the-best-person-here:  forever alone

Frank Zhang: <3 Frazel <3

Kat-is-the-best-person-here:  forever alone

Will Solace: Solangelo!

Kat-is-the-best-person-here:  forever alone

Thalia Grace: Kat I am guessing you are single?

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: no. Why?

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: Haha jk yeah I'm as single as a Pringle.

Thalia Grace: Might I suggest joining the hunters? We are a group of immortal girls that stay single forever and always got each other's back.

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: Thanks, but I'll pass.

Thalia Grace: You have a boy that you wanna date, don't you.

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: no. I wanna grow old and die. I want to experience growing up. Plus I want people to keep writing on my Facebook after I'm dead, and I want someone to dress up as the grim reaper at my funeral.

Thalia Grace: ... Understandable.

Zeus has updated his status: Percy and Annabeth can you two just get back together already? Aphrodite is giving me a headache.

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Hermes: Headaches aren't good. I have one too.

Athena: What are wrong with headaches? I was born from one.

Poseidon: Exactly.

Hephaestus: BURNNNN ROASSTEEDDD 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Athena: 😠

Hephaestus: 🙄

Hades: I'm just glad that she isn't down here.

Dionysus: lucky.

Hades: 😊

Poseidon: quit with the emojis. This is serious.

Hermes: anyone else notice that our children always get quiet when we are on here?

Poseidon: Let's not get off track.

Jason Grace: It's just entertaining watching you guys.

Zeus: Okay son. Now let's get to the task at hand.

Hades: Nico how is the zombie chauffeur doing?

Nico Di Angelo: Good.

Poseidon: Guys!

Hera: and girls. We goddesses never get enough recognition.

Demeter: I know right?!

Zeus: Okay I am so done.

Poseidon: you guys are terrible.

Zeus: we agree on something. That's rare.

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: yeah.

Ares: hey! You can't be the best person here because I'm here!

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: bring it on.

Ares: you are so going down.

Apollo: Ares! Quit it. That's Rachel's friend.

Ares: the oracles friend?

Kat-is-the-best-person-here: yeah that's right. Im the oracle's friend. So I'm untouchable.

Ares has logged off.

Aphrodite has updated her status: Why. WHY. WHY MUST YOU BREAK UP, PERCABETH?!?!?!?!?! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THE WORLD?!?!?

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Percy Jackson: Well it appears we have made people upset and mad.

Annabeth Chase: But it is our decision.

Percy Jackson: Exactly.

Annabeth Chase: Even though a lot of fan guys have been chatting with me.

Percy Jackson: ...

Percy Jackson has logged off.

Awesome McShizzle Valdez: it's still sad though. It was just so sudden for people.

Annabeth Chase: how sudden can a break up be?

Piper McLean: This is why you aren't a daughter of Aphrodite.

Annabeth Chase has updated her status:

Seriously? 82 text messages. 43 calls. 12 new Facebook friend requests. All from guys. Cute guys, though.

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Percy Jackson: THATS IT I CANT TAKE IT ANY MKRE.

Annabeth Chase: More* Percy don't do it. You're stronger than this.

Percy Jackson has updated his status: IT WAS ALL A LIE.

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Annabeth Chase: Okay so you aren't stronger than this.

Everyone: WAIT WHAT

Percy Jackson: WE FAKED THE WHOLE THING. WE NEVER BROKE UP. IM STUCK IN CAPS

Piper McLean: Annabeth. Explain.

Annabeth Chase: Percy and I wanted to to see what it would be like if Percabeth broke up. So we did.

Frank Zhang: So it was all a test?

Annabeth Chase: An observation. Aphrodite was the most affected, my mother hasn't given up on Percabeth breaking up, and the rest of you just seem to comment on what other people say, not exactly saying what you want, but getting the point across that Percabeth is important.

Percy Jackson: YEAH AND WE ARENT BROKEN UP SO TELL THOSE GUYS TO BEAT IT.

Aphrodite: I can't believe you two played with my emotions like that!

Piper McLean: Like you haven't done that with anyone?

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Aphrodite: I have no idea what you are talking about.

Hazel Levesque: So... Everything is good?

Percy Jackson: YEP.

Percy Jackson has changed his relationship from Single And Ready To Mingle to In A Relationship (with @AnnabethChase)

Annabeth Chase has changed her relationship from Single And Ready To Mingle to In A Relationship (with @PercyJackson)

Jason Grace: Cute, but a little uncool.

Percy Jackson: OH WELL

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Okay so I kinda had to rush the ending because I need to make a Halloween chapter soon. No, not need to. HAVE TO.

Vote. Comment. Help with ideas. The usual. Blah.

Questiono: If you could go as any Percy Jackson/Heroes Of Olympus character for Halloween, who would it be? (Both gods and demigods are allowed)

Ps sorry if you don't celebrate Halloween. Just go with it.

Rock on, my little rebels.