Percy Jackson has updated his status: WHY HERMES WHY DID WE HAVE TO SEE that movie. WHY.
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Hermes: What? Hercules isn't that bad.

Annabeth Chase: But it's so incorrect!

Athena: Yes. All of us gods were in their Greek forms yet Hercules is the Roman name. In order for it to be correct, he would have to be called Heracles. Plus, I looked like a man.

Hera: I hate it. I actually like him in the movie.

Chiron: Also, I was the one who trained Hercules, not Philoctetes.

(<> Yes that's how you spell his name. I looked it up. <>)

Hades: And I am not blue and don't have blue hair. And I would NEVER try to overthrow Zeus.

Zeus: Mhm.

Hades: Well I certainly wouldn't use the Titans. And what the heck were those Titans all about?

Athena: Yes. I have no idea. A cyclops is not a Titan.

Hercules: Ugh. That movie is not my favorite. Although I do look good, I really end up killing Megara. But she didn't save me. And I have nothing against Hades.
He is probably my favorite, considering he didn't banish me.

Hades: YES IN YO FACE ZEUS!

Zeus: Meh.

Percy Jackson: Ok so did we get everything?

Athena: well...

Hermes: Thanks Percy. You started her up.

Athena: Hercules was not the child of Zeus and Hera, but Zeus and another lady.

Hera was upset because of this, and she was the one who sent those snakes.

Hades does not have Pain and Panic demons that transformed into them.

Hades doesn't die in the pit of souls. If he was destroyed, then the underworld wouldn't have a lord and the cycle of people dying would end thus creating panic worldwide.

In the movie Hercules refused immortality to be with Megara on Earth, but he really was poisoned and died, then was made a god.

Hermes: Dam Athena.

Hades: I KNEW I WAS IMPORTANT IN YO FACE.

Nico Di Angelo: Calm down father.

Hades: Meh.

Frank Zhang: The movie was good, but there are so many things that aren't right.

Hazel Levesque: Yep.

Percy Jackson: But Hermes, your place is big and awesome.

Hermes: It pays to invent the Internet.

Martha: It was my idea!

Percy Jackson: Hello Martha.

George: Where do you buy a rat.

Percy Jackson: Hi George.

Hermes: Argh.

George and Martha have logged off.

Athena: Okay I think we are good.

Leo Valdez has updated his status: Guys I'm bored.

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Percy Jackson: Same.

Jason Grace: Yeah me and Piper got back from a date, but it was interrupted by Nico.

Nico Di Angelo: Just because I was eating at the same place doesn't mean that I was interrupting you guys!

Piper McLean: You slid in the same booth as us and got us to play tic tac toe with one of those kid menus then ordered something expensive and made Jason pay for your food.

Nico Di Angelo: I just think you're mad because I beat you at tic tac toe.

Piper McLean: -_____-

Percy Jackson: So what do you guys wanna do?

Annabeth Chase: Want to* Well...

Annabeth Chase: I got nothing.

Leo Valdez: Maybe we can give Festus a bath.

Frank Zhang: Ha NO.

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Piper McLean: Leo last time we got more water on us than him.

Hazel Levesque: Plus he almost rusted up.

Leo Valdez: Yeah but I made some new cleaning stuff that won't make him rust

Festus: And I won't act up I promise!

Annabeth Chase: Leo stop being Festus.

Festus: :'(

Leo Valdez and Festus have logged off.

Jason Grace has updated his status: Just got my drivers license!

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Leo Valdez: I feel bad for those people who are on the road with you.

Jason Grace: -____-

Percy Jackson: Congrats man!

Jason Grace: Percy now you can get a ride to school.

Percy Jackson: Nah I'm good.

Leo Valdez: Rejected.

Jason Grace: :'( how do you get to school.

Percy Jackson: Blackjack. I kinda got to make sure no one sees me.

Frank Zhang: That's awesome Jason!

Leo Valdez: Jason, I can make you a super cool car with turbo boosters and an amazing radio.

Frank Zhang: Don't you mean...

Nico Di Angelo: Oh no.

Frank Zhang: AmaZHANG? :D

Percy Jackson: I'm done.

Nico Di Angelo: Hey where are the girls?

Leo Valdez: I dunno. Yas now I can mes up ma gramma so Annabeth cant corect meh!

Percy Jackson: Probably running away before Jason can run them over while driving.

Jason Grace: So much hate.

Frank Zhang: Yeah, I haven't seen Hazel in a while.

Leo Valdez: And where's Festus?!

Percy Jackson: We need to get to the bottom of this.

Leo Valdez: Hey Frank can you turn into a dog like Scooby Doo?

Frank Zhang: Why

Leo Valdez: So I can say, "Looks like we have a mystery on our hands!"

Frank Zhang: -___-

<><><> As you guys can tell, I'm running out of ideas.

Please give me some topics I can work with and I will dedicate them to you.

HELP ME.

Also, turns out my sweets don't work out on some technology. Like I said I do this on an IPod. So that's sad. <><><>