(If anyone can get the chapter title's reference they get a guaranteed oneshot in my Undertale Smuts!)

You woke up the next morning. The light was shining through the windows. You yawned and got up, stretching your arms. There was an odd silence throughout the house. You looked at the time. It was 8:00 AM.

You found it kind of odd that it was so quiet. You thought the brothers should be awake by now. You didn't want to bother them if they were still asleep. You decided to go take a shower.

You walked into the bathroom, undressed, and got in the shower. The first thing you noticed was the lack of shampoo. What did you expect anyway? They were hairless because... well... they were skeletons. You just decided to go without it this time.

You turned on the water. You jumped back because it was cold. You kept feeling the water until it warmed up to its perfect temperature. Then you started showering.

The warm water felt so nice, especially since you were in a cold region. You washed yourself, rinsed off, and then got out. You dried yourself off and put your clothes back on.

Then an idea came to you. You needed new clothes. You couldn't wear the same clothes forever. But the problem was was that you had no money. You sighed. You had to live with this for a while.

Once you got out of the bathroom, you heard something coming out of one of the bedrooms. It sounded like... fighting? And it was the two brothers.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN'T HAVE HER?!" It was Papyrus. He sounded frustrated. "because she's mine. i don't want anyone else to lay a finger on her." And then that was Sans...

A feeling burned inside of you. Was this a love triangle? You never thought they would both like you at the same time. And Sans sounded very stern and overprotective. You covered your face. It felt like you were going to ruin their friendship.

Then you heard a loud crashing sound.

"I SAID SHE'S MINE!" Now it was Sans. He was awfully loud this time, especially for the kind of monster he was. Then there was crying. And then you were crying. You were scared.

You opened the front door and ran outside. You turned left and ran straight. Then the worst thing happened.

You tripped and fell face-first in the snow.

You got up, cold and shaking. You started bawling.

Their brotherly friendship was ruined and you thought it was all your fault.