So I was texting my friend and it turned out weird.

Me: *facepaulm*

Him: *palm

Me: nope

Me: I'd explain it to you but you'd probably kill me so I won't

Him: to late you have to

Me: nuh uh

Him: pretty please with cherries on top

Me: um no I like strawberry

Him: fine pretty please with strawberries on top. "Strawberry fields forever"

Me: why should I

Him: because I asked nicely and if you don't I'll ask a question that you'll hate

Me: fine, it's a meme

...later on in the conversation...

Him: *facepalm*

Me: *PAULM

Him: I'm not talking about some stupid meme

Me: ITS NOT A STUPID BLUE MEANIE

Me: oops *Meme

Him: I'm sorry