yesterday i was really wrong. well i think it was yesterday? maybe today, i don't know. i can't really tell in here. anyways. it turns out that it wasn't a toy. mommy had brought a chair. and when i didn't know who it was for, i made a mistake. i got too close to mommy and now i have a bruise. 

oh yeah! i remember something! mommy did answer my question! she said, "i don't give one "damn" about your problems." and now that i think about it she really didn't answer it, did she? well it doesn't matter because i made a choice. i'm going to call you diary. if you're asking why it's because it makes you sound cute! okay i have to go again. i hear mommy's footsteps. aww she sounds angry. i hope she feels better.

-a little goodbye from joey to my diary!

p.s. see? you sound cute!