(Image of rouge ninja)
Naiomi POV:

I walk down to the Hokage's office, like a boss, and was about to knock when the door slammed open. Someone stormed out, but in the process of knocking me down. I land on the ground with a loud thud. I pop an anime vein.

"OI ASSHOLE, WHEN YOU FUCKING KNOCK SOMEONE DOWN YOU APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BI-" I was interrupted by Asuma-sensei covering my mouth.

"You have a very foul mouth Uzumaki." He states, boredom evident in his voice. I lick his hand. He immediately retracts his hand and shakes it like a bug is on his arm. "EW! What the actual hell!" He shakes his fist.

I smirk, "Don't put your hand over my mouth, old man." Shikamaru, obviously, sighs.

"Troublesome women."

I smirk at him menacingly. "What was that pineapple?" I scowl as I flatten my orange ears. He puts his hands it the air in a defensive position. "I thought so." The Hokage sighs a long, tired sigh.

"I have a mission for you four. Go after a rouge ninja and take back the information he stole. If possible, keep him alive so we can interrogate him afterwards." He orders.

I slightly smile. 'No boring missions today!' I suddenly had a random question pop intomy head.

"Hokage-sama, have you ever cussed infront of someone." I inquire innocently.

He sweat drops as he remembers it, "Yes, your mother was the victim that day. She look quite proud of herself afterwards."

Everyone stares at him wide eyed. "No way...." Ino mumbles. I roll my eyes when I imagine Noriko's reaction.

~~TIMESKIP~~

We silently creep up to the rouge. We can only see the back of him, so we can't confirm if it's really him.

"You can come out, I already know your there!" He shouts. We jump out of our hiding places and land behind him.

"Give us the scroll back and come with us to Konaha peacefully for interrogation." Asuma-sensei commands. 'Respect points just went off the charts for  Asuma-sensei!!' The rouge ninja turns around and faces us, and I do shout the most embarrassing thing ever.

"HOLY CRAP DUDE, YOUR FUCKING HOT!!" I exclaim pointing a finger at him. He chuckles as I turn a cherry red. Asuma-sensei sighs and I hear Shikamaru grunt. I glance at him and see he's.... mad? 'werid... Why is he mad..."

"Thanks for the compliment cutie, but I'm into girls who actually have curves. Everyone freezes except the asshole who called me curve less.

I glare at him, "Excuse me?" I growl.

He cockily laughs, "You heard me, your curve less, you'll probably grow old and never have kids! I can't even imagine what your mother looks like to have her child look-"

CRASH!!
He suddenly crashes into 3 trees and where he was once standing is me with my fist still in the air where I punched him. My dark aura grows and I feel myself losing my sanity. "Nobody, and I mean NOBODY! Insults my mother." I crackle crazily. That's the last thing I remember before I lost my sanity...