(Noriko's spirit animal)
Noriko's POV:

As soon as me and team 7, plus Kabuto, make it to the tower, I grab Kabuto by the collar and chuck him at a random person. They fall to the grounds and their lips smack together in he process. The best part is that it was Dosu, the asshole who hurt Sakura.

"HAHA! That was the only reason I let you travel with us you sick bastard!" I sneer. My team sweat drops at me.

"Ne, Nori-chan, why do you hate Kabuto so much?" Naruto pouts.

I grow a dark depressing aura and depressed lines form on my head. "He and a pedophile snake are the reason for most of my pain..."

"Eh!? What he do? What he do?" Naruto chants. Saskue and Sakura slightly lean in. Kabuto smirks and leans in as well.

'They can't know the real reason, Naruto still needs to have his cheerful attitude, I'll just say something about candy or ramen.' I make my aura the blackest and most depressing I could muster.

"He made me eat the sweetest candy known to man, and he took the rarest ramen in the world. He also killed my pet unicorn, Bob The Monkey." I sniffle.

Everyone anime falls, even a couple crows. 'What the hell! Is Itachi stalking me!?!'

My team depressingly walk into the tower, most likely a side effect from my aura... oops?

Naruto and Sakura open the scrolls and poofs out. I hop on Naruto's back and go into Itasumi.

~~Itasumi~~

"Ok mom, time to train!!" I cheer.

She looks out of a pile of candy wrappers and a couple chocolate bars in her mouth.

"Oh, mhi Nomino! Ne wets twaim mow! (Oh, Hi NorikoX We can train now!)"

"Mother...." I mutter in disappointment.

She sheepishly scratches the back of her head. She swallows her candy and skips over to me.

"Ok first, create 100 shadow clones and I'll do the same. Ready Go!" She screams.

I sweat drop and summon my clones. "Your so childish mom, but then again, I have no room to talk.... YOSH, LET'S DO THIS THING!"

"YOSH! Ok me's, grab a daughter clone and train her! Original Noriko, your with me!" Mom exclaims. All her other clones scream things like 'YOSH!' And'Will we get candy?'

"Ok Ri-Ri, I want you to sit on the ground and focus on your spiritual energy, not you chakra. When you get a good grasp on it, you'll see an animal a.k.a your spirit animal."

"Hai." I sit on the grass, place my fingertips together, and hold them on my lap. I concentrate on finding my spiritual energy. When I find it, Immediately, vibrant, bright colors fill my vision. I gasp in surprise and lose my focus. I snap my eyes open and see mom stuffing her face with dangos.

"DANGOS! I WANT ONE! CAN I HAVE ONE MOMMY?" I plead.

"If you find your spirit animal then sure." She states before popping another in her mouth.

"Tch, duckbutt."

She says the infamous Uchiha, "hn."

I giggle and focus on my spiritual energy again, I faintly hear mom singing Hello Kitty- Nightcore. I block her out.

When the colors dominate my vision, I focus on the farthest color in my vision, silver. I study it and realize that it's my awareness. I gape at how small it is. I make a mental note to raise my awareness.

I see something flicker of green in the corner of my eye.I focus in on that and discover, it's all the mental notes I ever made. I sweat drop.

I move backwards a couple feet and see the colors make out the side of a snout. 'a snout? IT MUST JUN! He'll know what to do.'

I move backwards until I can see his whole face. "Okay... you aren't Jun.... Maybe he, or she, knows where my spi- oh..." I face palm and I see my awareness get even smaller.

I look at the face of the animal and realize it's a tiger. 'Yosh, step one complete!' I open my eyes and see mom making out with dad a.k.a Minato. I see the most traumatizing thing ever.... he gropes mom's butt.
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"AHHHH! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES THAT AREN'T THAT INNOCENT! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WERE DOING THAT WHILE I WAS MEDITATING! THAT'S JUST NASTY DAD!" I scream, clutching my eyes and rolling on the ground.

They blush. "Well Koko-chan, I'll see you at home and we'll finish what we started." Dad winks and disappears.

Me and mom let that sink in. I get a mental image.
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"AHHHH MY POOR INNOCENT EYES THAT HAVE BEEN TAINTED BY JIRAIYA AND NARUTO! NOOOO I DON'T WANT TO SEE DAD LICKING IT!" I scream. (A/N: if you think Noriko is over reacting, then think of your parents 'doing it' and have a similar reaction as her.)

Mom blushes a million shade of red. "O-OKAY! So what was your spirit animal.

I stop screaming and still up look at mom. "I'm a tiger, roar." I put a hand up next to my face like a cat.

She widens her eyes, "That means you can see the future! Ri-Ri, you have one of the rarest spirit animals in the world!"

"Soooo... that means it wasn't a mental image.... but what you and dad are.... EW!" I make a disgusted face. My widens her eyes.

"NORIKO, ERASE THAT IMAGE IN YOUR MIND AND NEVER THINK OF IT AGAIN! YOUR TO YOUNG TO IMAGINE THAT STUFF!" She cries.

I nod my head frantically and erase the thought.

"I just realized something."

"What?"

"I'M PHYSIC!!!!"