(Noriko's outfit)
Noriko POV

"Lalalala~" I sing while painting the Hokages' faces on the Hokage Mountain with my brother Naruto. "NARUTO! NORIKO! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Some joinin roars. Naruto laughs and runs off, while I actually have enough manners to answer their question. "We're painting dad's and the other Hokage's faces!" I giggle and use a teleportation jutsu to Iruka-sensei's class.

When I pop in, I land on Saskue's desk just as my name is called. "Noriko Uzumaki." Iruka-sensei calls.

"Went to the zoo and saw a duck named..." I respond.

"Saskue Uchiha." He calls.

Saskue grows a tick mark. "Hn."

I have a giggle fit as Iruka-sensi realized my joke.

"Haha very funny Noriko." He says sarcastically.

"I know right." I wink. Saskue punches the top of my head.

I anime cry, "Iruka-sennseeii Saskue punched meeee." I whine. Iruka-sensei sighs and continues reading the list.

When he gets to Naruto he sighs.

"Class, please wait in your seats until I get back." He grumbles as he leaves the classroom. Of course, nobody actually listens, so as soon as he is out the door, the fangirls surround Saskue, fanboys surround Naiomi, Shikamaru sleeps, and Choji takes out
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"DANGOS!" I scream and run up to him and beg on my hands and knees.

"PLEASE LET ME HAVE SOME CHOJI, MY ONE AND ONLY GOD!!" I plead. He hesitantly hands me 3 as everyone stares at me.

"THANK YOU CHOJI! I PROMISE TO CHERISH THESE GODLY SWEET FOREVER!" I plop them in my mouth. "In my tummy." I say satisfied.

Choji is about to say something but is interrupted by Iruka-sensei dragging Naruto in by the collar. He starts lecturing him but I didn't really pay attention until I hear a traitorous voice.

"NORIKO PAINTED THEM TO IRUKA-SENSEI!" Naruto whimpers as I glared zombie unicorns at him. Iruka-sensei, then, drags me into the front of the room and scolds me as well. I look behind his head and see a pretty red and black butterfly.

"Ooh I butterfly." I try to catch the butterfly like a 5 year-old. Iruka-sensei

"SINCE YOU BOTH FAILED THE LAST TRANSFORMATION TEST! EVERYONE WILL REDO IT!" He roars. My classmates groan and complain.

I raise my hand. "Yes Noriko?" He asks exasperated.

"I didn't fail the test though.... OH! And Naiomi said I had to meet my aunt right now sooo..... can I go?" I ask innocently.

"No she didn't Iruka-sensei, Noriko's lying." Naiomi states, bored.

I narrow my eyes at her. "TRAITOR! THIS MEANS WAR! PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR SQUIRREL ARMY DEMOLISHED BY MY RAT ARMY!" I declare.

"HAHAHAHA LIKE YOUR PATHETIC RATS CAN DEFEAT MY GRACEFUL SQUIRRELS!" She shakes her fist in the air. Everyone stares in awe at our idiocy.

This continues until the bell rang signalling the end of the school day. "HAHA NO TEST!" I laugh and dash out the door to prepare my army.

"NORIKO! GET BACK HERE AND HELP CLEAN UP THE HOKAGE MOUNTAIN" Iruka-sensei roars.

"NEVER!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laugh and flash step away.