(Noriko's outfit)
Noriko's POV:

I wake up to the sounds of Naruto and Inari trying not to cry. I open my eyes and fall off whoever was holding me, laughing. Naruto pays me no mind. I stand up and see I'm still in my bloodied clothes.

"Eww. Bakash-sensei, I'll be right back. These clothes are DISGUSTING!" I complain before grabbing my pack and running into the woods. I see a big rock, only to run into a tree and land on my butt. "Ita.." I anime cry and rub my forehead.

"Hn."

I look up and see Ita-nii looking at me amused. I freeze, afraid he'll yell at me. His eyes suddenly look... guilty?

He squats down to my current height, yes, I'm still sitting. He tentatively removes my hands forehead and lightly kisses my, not, bruising forehead, before pulling back. I blush a million shades of red.

"I-Itachi?" I stammer.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you Noriko." He whispers before bursting into crows. I softly smile as I stare at the place he once was.

"I forgive you Itachi."

I grab my pack and look for my black yucata that goes mid-thigh(sp?) and light black leggings. (Neko_Lover_: I'm feeling lazy today, so just look at the picture above to see.)
I change into my clean outfit and run back to the bridge to hear Tazuna name the bridge 'The Great Naruto Bridge.' I sneak up behind Saskue before tackling him.

"I CAUGHT THE DUCKY!" I squeal. I look down at him and make a suprised face. "Eh! Saskue! What happened to the ducky?" I get off of him on start looking around frantically. I could basically feel him popping a vein. I look back at him and point at him accusingly.

"YOU TRICKED MY AGAIN WITH YOUR DUCK ASS HAIR!" I yell. Before he could make a comment, Kashi-sensei told us to stop messing around. "Kill joy..." I mumble.

I smiled as Sakura asked Saskue to go on a date and he refuesed.

"REJECTED!" I say in an annoucers voice as she ignores sulks. Naruto asks Sakura and she refused as well.

"REJECTED!" I yell and as he sulks, he turns and glares at me. I giggle and swing an arm around Saskue's neck. "You know, when we get back to Konoha, I'll buy you some tomatoes and we'll have a nice long brother-in-law to sister-in-law talk, Saskue." Him and Naruto freeze mid-step.

"Brother-in-law?" They ask spontaneously

I giggle and nod. "Yep, Saskue is your, mine, and Naiomi's brother-in-law." I state happily as I drag them towards everyone again.

"BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, THE UCHIHA CLAN WAS MASSACRED!" Sakura shouts.

I look at her like she's an idiot, which she is.

"No they aren't, there's 4 survivors. Me, you, Itachi, and Obi-" suddenly, out of nowhere, a lollipop is shot from the trees and pops into my mouth. Everyone but me, who is on my hands and knees gagging from the disgusting taste of candy, gets into the defensive position.

Tobi and Pein jump out of the trees. I excitedly wave at Pein when I see his pink hair. "HI CARROT-TOP!! Wait a second, I mean, HI PINKY!!" I giggle as Pein glares at me harshly. Tobi comes up to me and childishly bonks my head.

"BAD NORI-CHAN, BAD BAD BAD!" He chats childishly. He jumps away when Kakashi-sensei throws a kunai at him.

I harshly glare at Tobi "WHAT THE HELL YOU MOTHER DUCKER! YOU KNOW I HATE CANDY" I cry on my hands and knees. My team stares at me like I'm insane, which I probably am. That's when all hell broke loss.

Tobi starts freaking out that I hate candy, Pein is staring blackly at me, Kakashi-sensei attacking Pein, who then decides to throw a kunai, Naruto trying to make me stop crying, me crying while dodging Pein's kunai, Saskue starts demanding where Itachi is, Sakura well she swoons over Saskue. I then start singing I will survive as Pein tries to stab me in the stomach because of my beautiful *cough* purposely horrible *cough* singing. Kakashi-sensei then trows five kunai at Pein. I start making the hand signs for a transportation jutsu that's SUPER conplex, just so I can finish the song.

I finished singing just as I formed the last hand sign.

"FORBIDDEN SHADOW DRAGON JUTSU: SHADOW CROSSING JUTSU!" I yell and my eyes turn black as my team and I melt into the shadows and travel across the shadows, towards Konoha, faster then the eye can follow.