(BOTTOM RIGHT IS NORIKO'S OUTFIT)
Noriko POV:

As soon as everyone arrived at the gates, we started to leave the village. Naruto starts exclaiming about how me and him a traveler now. "Naruto, I already left the village before so...." I trail off.

"How is these brats supposed to protect me!" Tazuna exclaims. "HEY DON'T JUDGE A NINJA BY HOW THEY LOOK. I'M GONNA BE HOKAGE ONE DAY." Naruto shouts. I intervene before Naruto starts attacking Tazuna.

"Tazuna-san, don't worry, Kakashi-sensei is a joinin, and I'm a-" I stop short before I give any classified information out. "A what?" Kakashi-sensei raises an eyebrow.

"Aaaa undercover CIA agent from a different dimension that doesn't have Chakra?" I say uncertain. "CIA agent? Different Dimension?" Kakashi-sensei repeats quietly. I giggle as everyone stares at me like I'm crazy, which I most likely am. Kakashi-sensei sighs and starts leading us towards the land of the waves.

Half a mile after we left the village, I jumped on Kakashi-sensei's back and fell asleep before anyone could complain. I was rudely awakened when two idiots decided to attack my bed.

"Tch." I glare as they wrapped chains around me and Kakashi-sensei. I quickly use a substitution jutsu with one of the ninja. Luckily, the bastard's brother stopped the jutsu before it killed him. I took out a kunai and threw it at the brother about to attack Naruto, but not before he gets injured. I hit him right in the knee. I scowl. "Tch, I was aiming a millimeter lower."

Sakura's jaw drops, "YOU MAD IT WAS A MILLIMETER OFF!" She screeches right. In. My. Ear. I growl and put a hand to my ear, "I think my ear is bleeding." Then Kakashi-sensei 'miraculously' shows up.

"Eh. Sorry I didn't come out sooner, Naruto. I didn't expect you to freeze out there." He states monotone. Saskue smirks. "You ok, scaredy cat?" Naruto lowers his head and starts his amazing speech about being different. I sigh and go back to sleep on Kakashi-sensei's back. "Don't wake me up unless it's a emergency." Mumble half-asleep.

~~TIMESKIP 3 HOURS~~

I wake up as we get of the boat and start walking next to Sakura, I know, I have a death wish. Then, out of nowhere, she starts screeching about how Naruto throwing kunai everywhere.. I was about to tell her to shut up when I feel a heavy cloud of bloodlust surround us. I inwardly flinch and put my guard up to the maximum. I hear what sounds like a sword coming towards us. I lazily grab the sword, with one hand I might add, as Kakashi-sensei yells 'duck!'

I lazily look over at the weilder of the sword, just to piss him off and I say monotone. "I swear, a baby could swing harder then you." I take out my bingo book and find out he's Zabuza. I look back up at him and back at the book multiple times.

Zabuza smirks, "You must be scared out of wits after figuring out who I am girlie." He sneers. I look back up at him one more time before rolling on the ground laughing. "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AND TO THINK FISHY-KUN SAID YOU WERE SCARY, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! " I bang my fist on the ground still laughing. "Oh my god that's funny." I say I was about to stand up when I looked at him and started laughing again. I struggle to keep my laughter in as I walk back to my team, who is looking at me worried. When I get back I climb on Saskue's back and go back to sleep.

"He's not even worth my time." I chuckle. I feel his bloodlust triple in size.

"Noriko, shut up!" Kakashi-sensei yells. "He's an S-rank criminal! HE COULD KILL A GENIN IN AN INSTANT!"

I smirk and look back at him, "But, I'm not a genin, I'm a Legendary Sannin." I smirk as I take out my Sannin vest from my scroll.

"WHAAT!!" Everyone screams.

I hold my ears "ouch." I sighs and start taking Tazuna with me towards his house. "You guys take care of him. I only care about SS-Rank criminals." I say and make a small wave. Zabuza trys to attack my but I flash step up to him and grab his wrist. I barely transform into Demon Level 1:
Crows Revenge, when I snap his wrist and send him flying into the lake with a rose carved in his side. I smirk and start walking away while dragging Tazuna as everyone stares at me in shock.

"I even stronger and sadistic than mother." I crazily smile.