(Noriko's Midscape/Inner Realm/meadow)
Noriko's POV:

When we arrived at the village gates, I release the jutsu. As we merge from the shadows, Naruto starts exclaiming how cool the jutsu was. When we were fully out of the shadows, my knees buckle from under me and I fall to the ground and land on my back, panting.

"Kashi-sensei, you go on ahead and give the report, I'm just gonna lay here and catch my breath." I miraculously get out. He silently nods and ushers everyone towards the Hokage's office.

Jun crawls out from my jacket and rests on my chest. I chuckle and scratch his chin. He leans into my finger and slowly falls asleep.

"Lazy ass..." I mumble.

I groan as I delicately pick him up and stand up, and sits in a tree. I get into a meditating position and well meditate obviously. I go deep within myself until I arrive at a grassy meadow.

*Inner Realm*

"Noriko..." A voice states boredly. I smile widely before turning around. "Hi Kurama, Shukaku." I wave at the two tailed beast. Your probably wondering, WHAT THE HELL! Well, ever since I was 5 I believe, I was able to enter a place where you can meet all the tailed beast in the village. Kurama never told me his name until I met Jun so I just called him Sassy or Kyu-kyu. And I know Shukaku because I stopped his rampage in the Suna once. Never met his junjiriki though... OH WELL, I'll meet him at some point.

"Shu-kun, can I meet Garra now?" I whine. He glares at me and tries to squash me with his giant... paw? I'll call it a paw.

"I'll take that as a yes. THANK YOU SHU-KUN!" I squeal.

"Shut up brat." Kurama snaps.

I stick my tongue out childishly. "Ok MOM!" I tease.

*Real World*

I'm suddenly interrupted by 5 screaming monkeys, 1 cat, 1 blonde, 1 duck, and 1 red panda. I grow a tick mark and open my eyes to see a cat about to punch a monkey.

"OI, QUIET DOWN YOU MONKEYS! AND MR. KITTY EARS, DON'T PUNCH THE FUCKING ROYAL MONKEY OR A STUPID DUCK IS GONNA LOOK COOL AND A PANDA LOOK EVEN COOLER THAN THE DUCK!!" I screech as I raise my fist.

Everyone stares at me blankly. I take this chance to walk up, take the royal monkey (Konohamaru if your confused), and toss him carelessly at Naruto. Kitty is first to snap out of it and grabs my by the throat and threatens to punch me.

"What was that you little bitch?" Kitty growls.

I smirk. "SHU-KUN, MR. KITTY MAN IS BEING MEAN TO MEEEEE!" I whine and fake cry. I feel him tighten his grip. I glare, grab his wrist, and throw him towards the tree Saskue and Panda are in.

Saskue losses focus, falls towards the ground, and lands on his head.
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"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHA!" I laugh, rolling on the groud. He glares at punches me in the head.

"Hn."

"Ita..." I cry, rivers flowing from my eyes, and rub my head behind everyone.

"KYYAAA SASKUE-KUUUN!" The Pinkette squeals.

I zone out their and focus on finding Shukaku's hoast, Garra. I feel his chakra and discover.... HE'S THE RED PANDA!

I spin around, face Garra and point at him. "GARRA OF THE RED SAND!" We say at the say time, well I yelled. I squeal and hug him.

"Your Shu-kuns host!" I squeal. As I squeeze the life out of him. "I'M NORIKO UZUMAKI! I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT YOU PANDA-CHAN! Can I call you that? OF COURSE I CAN, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME PANDA-CHAN! OMG! I'LL HAVE TO TELL KU-KUN! But he'd tell me to piss off... WHO CARES! I'LL JUST KICK HIS 9 TAILED ASS!" I speak a million miles an hour.

"Oh look at the time, I have to train. Welp, nice meeting you Panda-chan, Mr. Kitty Ears, Dumb Blonde." I politely bow and walk away. In the distance, I hear Dumb Blonde yelling to 'get back here so I can kick you ass.' Psh, like she can touch this, I'm like hotter than the big blue sun. I look up and glance at the sun, I freeze at stare at the sun....

"HOLY CRAP! THE SUN IS ACTUALLY YELLOW!"