Lives in the deep ocean, under a rock.
It's important to him to wind up the clock,

Exactly at 3 am, that's when he has a burger for breakfast.
Then, quietly returns to bed, as going out is a task too vast.

No fancy attire, just his skin, pink and bare.
His best friend's a fry cook; a strong friendship they share.

Together, they go jellyfishing,
While Squidward keeps wishing

For them to move out.
But Patrick, our star, has no doubt.

He always tries a new plan, despite having no brain.
He, with his summer shorts, ventures in an never-ending campaign.

This is not the Krusty Krab – simply not true!
It is our pinhead wonder – yes, Patrick, it's you.