Hes sitting there again.
Spouting nonsense
I wonder if hes ever heard of a comb?
His hair looks like hes got it on backwards
And all his clothes are the wrong size
See how they fall from his shoulders like that?
You could fit another person in there
Noone really knows what hes talking about
But we all nod and look interested
It's not his fault hes thick as pig shit
We all call him the town fool
Because he does say some idiotic thing.
We only call him that behind his back of course.
To his face we call him prime minister

8th October 2020