*** I don't even know anymore... 

Parsnips and kumquats

Things and other whatnots,

Crunchy long fruits,

Sour tasting vegetables,

Though really it's the other way around.

Kumquats and parsnips,

Two chess bishops,

Diagonal shiftings,

Rooks worth two pawns more,

Though really does it matter?

Not here, on this cutting board.

Fresh garden goods,

Stop by druid's market.