Hi! My name is Aqua Ocean Wave Toilet Paper Whale Kitty Waters Turtle Blue Jackson!

Frank: what the Hades? Who names their kids that?

Percy: Wait. Jackson?

Reyna: And people say I Have a long name.

I'm fifteen years old. And a daughter of Poseidon!

Percy: .-.

Poseidon: Wait what?

It all started when I woke up.

It was 9:00 when my 300000000000 dollr alarm clock went off.

Annabeth: Who owns a three hundred billion dollar alarm clock?

UGH. I threw it agenst the wall where is broke into a million peices. It immediately started to fix itself.

Leo: WHY WOULD YOU BREAK A MILLION FOLDER ALARM CLOCK?

Jason: I KNOW

I got out of bed and put on the first thing I saw. I wore a 30000 dollar green and blue shirt with sparkles. It said in yellow letters "I'm prettier than you." It really fit me.

Piper: Yuck.

Gods, I'm ugly.

Frank: how? You just described yourself as a freakin model.

I put on some really cheap jeans which were only 7000000 dollars. They made my body look slender and hot.

Annabeth: That's cheap?

Why was I so ugly?

Hazel: oh gods.

Jason: how much more of this must we endure?

After that, it was time for some makeup. I don't put on much, since I'm a TOTAL tomboy.

Piper: since when do tomboys wear makeup?

First, I started off with some Chantecaille Faux Cils Longest Lash Mascara, which really highlighted my blue orbs.

Frank: Orbs. You sound like a freakin alien.

Then, I put on some lipstick. I decided to go with Guerlain's KissKiss Gold and Diamonds. It was 62000 dollars! WE'RE SO POOR!😭

Percy: poor? You call THAT poor?

I put my long, flowing blonde hair up and slipped on a pair of Harry Winston Ruby Heels. My step dad, Gale Stupidio, bought them for me. HE HATES ME!😭😭😭😭

Drew: WHAT! THOSE ARE THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHOES EVER!

Percy: Gale? Sounds like Gabe.

I went downstairs where my dad was waiting on me. "Honey, i made your some breakfast!" On the table was a bunch of food. There were pancakes, bacon, waffles, and lots of other stuff I can't name.

Leo: that reminds me. I'm hungry.

Percy: that sounds delicious.

"WHY DO YOU HATE ME? WE'RE SO POOR, EVEN KIDS IN AFRICA EAT MORE THAN US!"

Annabeth: *eye twitches* kids in Africa? I'LL SHOW YOU KIDS IN AFRICA YOU LITTLE-

Percy and Jason: *hold Annabeth back*

I ran outside as I was about too be late for my limo. I had barely been able to get it, since I only get 90000 dollars a day.

Piper: please. Limos are cheap.

Hazel: how would you know?

Piper: ... I may or may not have arrived at the wilderness school in a limo...

When I entered my cool limo, I texted my bestie Scarlet Dementia Darknes's Raven Death Blackness Di Angelo.

Reyna: and AGAIN with the long names!

Nico: Di Angelo? O.o

Me: Hey. U coming?
Scarlet: Yeah. GUESS WHAT? I GREW FROM A SIZE 0 TO A SIZE 1! I'M SOOOOO FAT!1!!!1!1!!!!😭😭😭😭
Me: Calm down, gurl! Ill hlp u at scool, K?
Scarlet: k.

Jason: how is size zero a size?

Piper: Jason, there isn't a size zero.

When I got there, everyone started at me. WHY AM I SO HIDEOUS? Then a bunch of guys came over and we're saying that they luved me and wanted 2 go out with me! THEY ALL HATE ME!!1!!11!!!1!!

Leo: I wish girls would do that to me.

Calypso: Ahem?

Leo: never mind! I said nothing!

I yelled out to my bestie Scarlet and she came over even though she was on the other side of the school. We started talking about who was cute in the school. When suddenly, this HUGE GIANT DOG THINGY ATTACKED US!

Annabeth: you mean a HELLHOUND?

Then, get this! A boy with black hair, black clothes, and black hair just appeered outa nowhere!

Percy: Hey Nico. That sounds a bit like you!

Nico: I don't always wear black clothes...

He took out a sword thing and stabbed the doggy thing! The doggy turned into dust and disappeared. The cute boy turned to us.

Annabeth: It's a HELLHOUND.

"Hey, I'm Nico Di Angelo. You too are demigods. That was a hellhound. You gotta go two camp with me so you'll be safe!"

"K."

Frank: Seriously? You just believed a dude you just met?

I took his hand and we all disappeared and appeared in some weird camp! As soon as we arrived, we both fainted cus we be scared.

Hazel: That's a dumb reason.

Everyone else: *nods in agreement*

So... yeah. That might have sucked. I hope it didn't and you guys liked it! Is you did, leave a vow down below! Maybe I'll do demigods react to charter two!