So, I updated 4 days ago, I AINT DO DONKEY CRAP!

SO CAN YOU PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW THIS STORY HAS OVER 6 THOUSAND READS?

ALSO, I AM NOT DEAD....YET...

THE REASON WHY I HAVEN'T UPDATED IS BECAUSE OF MY STUPID PHONE...

SO BLAME LARRY...

DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING ABOUT ONE DIRECTION...

I WILL GET A MUDDAFRICKING MACHETE!!! 

OKAY.... BUT THANK YOU GUYS SO VERY MUCH!!!

WITHOUT Y'ALL READING THIS DUMBBUTT STORY... THIS WOULDN'T HAVE 6K READS!!

SO THANK YOU....YOU GUYS ARE MORE FABULOUS THAN PEWDIEPIE....

BTW I'M TYPING THIS ON MY CRAPPY COMPUTER...

SO...HOW ARE THE KIDS?

JK, BUT I HAVE TO GO... I LOVE YOU GUYS!!

-THENERDANIONMIRROR