Dear diary,
28/03/2018 - 07:00 pm

Now it's the party! I walk into the beach and everyone turns to look at all of my glory! Look at me!

( Alexa took this picture of me in water)
Gloriously beautiful, yeah? Now look at how honey arrived! She was in the bathroom just before she removed her clothes to put her bikini on in the beach house.

Yeah. That. Horrible. Well I've got to enjoy the party now and tease the losers for being complete flatters looking like ironing boards on bathing suits. Bye!

- Ashley

Dear diary,
28/03/2018 - 09:30 pm

So, I am back home, and the party was a blast! The losers didn't even want to go into the water after the bulling. Hehehe! It's getting late! I have to look refreshed and pretty ( as always ) tomorrow, but to do that, I need my beauty sleep. See you tomorrow diary!

- Ashley

Dear diary,
29/03/2018

I observe the losers today and... is that...foundation...? Covering the acne on their faces?? What about... eyeshadow? Blush? CONTOUR? WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON? Red. Signal!! Losers in makeup and on fleek crisis is tackling my glory! Noooooo! I've GOT to go go up to them and hit em' with the "you still look like moldy cheese" phrase. Yes!

- Ashley