I needed to get to London.

Juniper had done some really impressive research and she knew that Moriarty had eyes on the house. So I thought up a plan. I only needed Fiona to cooperate.

Liem was out again doing who knows what. And Ren had insisted that I be trained in Mixed Martial arts.

"You must be aware of your opponent at all times." Ren said somberly.

"Okay." I said watching him move with the grace of a panther.

He came at me with three jabs that I blocked, then Fiona walked into the room.

"Hey Keyland. Juniper said you wanted to talk to me?" She said chewing some gum obnoxiously. 

"Yeah can you wait a sec?" I asked.

"Nope." She said popping a bubble. 

"Fine!" I said dodging another hit.

"So..." She said impatiently. 

"I need you to help me!" I said as Ren came at me again.

"With..." She waited.

"I need you to be my doppelganger so I can go to London." I say ducking as Ren tries to hit me.

"Sorry what?" She asks.

"I need.....You to pretend to ...ugh.... Be me...." I say dodging Ren's hits. 

"You know what you can finish up there we will talk later." Fiona stated Impressed that I could keep up a conversation. (Not that she would ever admit it.) 

"Talk about what?" Liem asked, walking into the room with some takeout. As I struggled to get out of Ren's headlock.

"Whether tampons or pads are better. We are having an argument." I say before Fi can speak.

"EW!" Liem exclaimed his face going red.

"Gross!" Ren exclaimed, dropping me on the ground.

Fiona started laughing. So did I.

"Uh we are done here!" Ren exclaimed. With a bow he exited.

Liem looked at me white faced and left the room.

"Well that's one way to clear a room." Fiona giggled.

"Seriously Fi, I need your help." I pant, out of breath. 

"I'm listening." She smiles.

"I need you to pretend to be me and cause a distraction while I leave for London." I explain. 

"What kind of distraction?" She smirks.

"I don't know... you figure it out." I say impatiently. 

"Okay. So for this plan to work you need to be me right?" She clarified. 

"Yeah." I say.

"I have the perfect things!" She grins.