Word Salad
My daughter had left a note for me on the door of the refrigerator. I couldn't tell why she had left it or what she wanted because I had never learnt to read music. But, when I touched the note it emitted a pure tone that set the wineglasses singing before it faded into silence. There was so much beauty in it, but I was still none the wiser.
I suppose I could have called my daughter and asked her, but she had left to visit a friend for the weekend and my voice wouldn't carry that far. Besides, I relished a challenge. I sat down with a cup of tea to think. And then I remembered something.
When I had married, my wife and I had bought ourselves a present of a canteen of cutlery. But the present was in the past, and the canteen was lost at the back of a cupboard, covered in memories. It took me the best part of an hour to find the wooden box it had come in. So, I blew off the dust, opened the lid and went in.
A white-aproned cook smiled at me. "What'll it be, pal?"
"You got a menu?" I asked.
"Sure we got a menu. What kind of an establishment would we be without one?" The cook pointed to a printed board just behind him.
I studied the board. "You got any forks?"
The cook shrugged. "Course we got forks. Do you want something with them? Entrée? Dessert?"
"I'd like a set of tuning forks to go. With salad and a blue cheese dressing."
"You got it." The cook handed me a box wrapped in a paper napkin. "There you go. That'll be five dollars."
I climbed out of the canteen and back into the kitchen. Then, after I had finished the salad - it needed salt and paper - I laid the forks out in a row on the table. It took me ten minutes to work out by a process of elimination that the note was an A♭.
"Damn it girl," I muttered. "Why couldn't you just have said."
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