Don't explore the pictures tag. Don't.

But I'm a genius and continued to do so.
Why, past self? Why?

Anyway, let's hear me complain!

So, uh
You've already made me mad.

If you paid any attention in the Avengers movies, you could easily see that (1) they are BROTHERS and (2) Loki has literally tried to murder Thor on multiple occasions. Heck, and if you don't want to watch the movies, you can find it on the Wiki page about Thor

Healthy relationship, amirite?

And you don't have the warning that this isn't for kids, so everything is a-okay, right? Let's check...

As we go along, let's explore the other chapters.

Excuse me, haha, but....
Spider-Man is supposed to be 16-17 in the Marvel universe

I do my research
I can't find any canon age for Deadpool, but, haha, don't think he's younger than Spider-Man, because if he was older. at the very least, Deadpool would be 18, and that would mean he was legal, and Spider-Man isn't, meaning this would be pedophilia. Very barely, but it technically still is.

And I can't really comment on the rest because I haven't watched/read the original content these ships came from.

This is why I have the comment section. Yay.

Oh.
Oh, you want to get me going, hmm?

Jacksepticeye and Markiplier are real people. Who have girlfriends. Woah, amirite?

Anyway, since they're real people, don't ship this. Please.

And please, please, please, stop Sebaciel. Please.

(I'm only on volume 18, so excuse me for my lack of evidence on why this is bad.) Anyway, at one point in the series with a flashback (I forget which volume and I use my library instead of buying the volumes, forgive me), it has Sebastian literally try to take Ciel's soul without Ciel's permission when Sebastian thinks his work is close enough to done.

Not to mention Ciel is 13, 12 at the very beginning. Since Sebastian has no canon age, and he says he's a demon, we can assume that he's ageless, and that's not a healthy relationship, no matter what it looks like.

Heck, Ciel's even engaged. And he seems pretty happy with Lizzie, thank you.

Oh, and the infamous L and Light. Excuse me here as well, since I'm still waiting for goddamn volUME TWO TO BE RETURNED TO THE LIBRARY.

*ahem* Excuse me.

So, uh, where I'm at right now, Light thinks the only thing that's blocking his path to become god is L, so Light wants to kill L. L is on the case and trying to stop Light.

Not healthy when one wants to kill the other.

And I didn't even realize Roy and Ed from FMA was a thing.

Ages, first of all:
Roy

Ed

*pedophilia alert sounding in the distance*

Hell, Ed literally has a wife and kids in the second series.

Stop it, fujoshis.

And I will wait for the comments to fill with people screaming their hate at the ships I didn't talk about.

CAN WE JUST STOP WITH LEVI X EREN???? PLEASE??
NO?
DAMMIT

You probably hear people complaining about this enough. I feel that all my feelings have gotten across with other fujoshi rant books.

I honestly don't mind Robin x Chrom, though. It's fine. And healthy. And nice. Just don't fetish gay males, please.

I didn't even know that people shipped Draco and Harry until I met Wattpad.
I mean, why would you?
They're rivals, and Draco is mean to Harry's face, insulting all of Harry's friends. This would fall under the category 'verbal abuse,' not to mention that duel from the second book, where Draco literally attacks Harry before the final countdown.

Jeez, why do these ships exist?

Here comes the fun part.
Should this have the warning for adult content on it?

YES. IT MOST DEFINITELY SHOULD

WARNING!!! SEXUAL STUFF AHEAD. IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR EYES CLEAN, SKIP AHEAD

And, no Wattpad, I am not enjoying this. I am instead becoming very disturbed by society.

If that stuff isn't straight-up sexual, I don't know what is.

Here. You are safe from sexual stuff

Thank you for hearing me scream.

You know what, let's add a quick comment

I'll see you in about an hour when the author/someone reading the book yells at me for being a homophobe.