From a different book, I learned of a picture that was hilarious, but I had to go look it up. Luckily, it was the first result. But I decided to scroll through the rest of the results.

And, oh boy, do I regret it.

So here I will analyze a meme put together by fujoshis.

Actual picture I was looking for:

Here's what I found:

Let's analyze, shall we?

Did this person literally just use the fraise "hot yaoiz?"

I'm regretting this already

...

How about you just eat the popsicle? No need to be sexy.

Wait.
WAIT.
WAIT.
DID YOU LITERALLY JUST SAY THAT RAPE IS "KAWAII"?
HOW THE FUCK IS IT HOT
IT ISNT, THATS HOW

AND ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF THE PEOPLE WITH ACTUAL BRAIN TELLING YOU IT ISNT HOT.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Who uses the fraise "teh smex?"

Fujoshis, that's who.

Okay.
What's so wrong with being straight?
I'm saying this because I believe they're sort of mocking straight people, and I apologize if I'm wrong. I'm still wizzed over that "rape is kawaii" thing.

Why is Mpreg even I thing? It's not possible in the slightest.
Unless your "seme" is a trans man.
...
I'm making an OC of this be right back

I swear, this entire thing is some sort of fetish fuel.

How about one of the following:
•Sebaciel
•Hikaru x Kaoru
•Ereri
•just about most of the ships in MHA (I'm only one season 1, so I have some catching up to do. I'll talk about it once I'm done)
or just most of them

Did you just call me a troll?
I am not a troll.
I am pointing out flaws and asking for you to fix them.

Alright.
I need a cool down from that.
See you whenever I update.