Yours truly decided it was a great idea to look in the comment section of a English subbed Vocaloid song called "Climax Full Course." I'm a complete idiot.

Now, I'm not mad that they have Len headcanoned as gay. Heck, my headcanons of Len literally say that he's not sure about his sexuality, so he could be gay. That's fine.

What I'm mad about is Kaito x Len.

Kaito is said, and I quote from the Wikipedia page about Kaito,

"KAITO has no official given age. In one doujinshi, Maker Hikōshiki Hatsune Mix he is portrayed as a middle aged man by KEI, but it should be noted that what the artist depicts in the comic is not official, as he mentioned in a magazine interview. A common myth within the fandom is that KAITO was intended to be middle aged, which may have generated from this fan comic. KAITO has never been officially depicted as any specifics age bracket."

That being said, the Wikipedia page on Len says that he is 14.

Not to mention, most fan arts show Len being visibly younger than Kaito.

And don't get me started about the amount of porn.

Or how disgusting the fan fictions of this ship are.

Just leave the poor male Vocaloids alone.