Two Lost Puppies: Get Your Own Damn Lives

I believe I mentioned this in a previous rant (too lazy to check) that my grammy is having a big 85th birthday party. Mom thinks this could be her last big birthday so it's basically a huge family reunion.

A reunion of HER family. Mom's family. Grammy's family.

So people who are invited to fall into the category.

The point of this rant?

My uncle (my mom's sister's husband) invited his brother and sister-in-law. Here's what you should know about these two. They're always showing up to OUR family functions without an invitation. I heard that they even got into my aunt's house while they were out of town without permission. She (the sister-in-law) even sent her (my aunt) a picture of them in their pool.

WTF??

I would've effing called the cops on them to escort them off my damn property!!

They went to my mom's cousin's party uninvited.

They went to my grammy's 80th, family only birthday party uninvited.

They showed up to my uncle's (my mom's brother, not my aunt's husband) kid's game uninvited.

Mom was afraid they'd show up to my 21st birthday party uninvited (thank God they didn't).

They're like lost puppies who don't have a life of their own. My mom's other sister (sorry for the constant relative titles. Just trying to make sure everyone knows who's who) wanted to invite HER friends to the party but was told she couldn't because it was family only. Yet, my uncle's brother and sister-in-law, non-members of grammy's family, were invited.

This is getting hard to write at this point and I'm sure it's hard to follow with all the relative titles, but the point is, these two people are constantly inviting themselves to family functions they're not invited to.

This is grammy's 85th birthday party. This could be her last big bday celebration before she's no longer with us. It needs to be special. Which means no one outside the family should be invited.

I wish there was a way to kick them out of the house when they come and tell them that this is a family only function. I wish there was a member of this family that's strong enough to do that.

I know this time, they technically were invited by my aunt's brother, but the thing is, he didn't have the right to. They may be HIS family, but they're not my mom's siblings or blood-related, in any way, to my grammy. They shouldn't be there. They should get their own damn lives and stay home from OUR family functions.

We need, like, a security guard at the house or something (that'd be badass lol!) to kick them out and make sure that only members of the family are allowed in.

I'm rambling too much and I'm sorry about that, but I just wish that THEY KNOW THEIR DAMN BOUNDARIES AND STAY AWAY FROM OUR FAMILY!