Mom: I Just Wanna Go Home!!

A follow-up to the previous rant —

After a weekend of waking up early, chasing the dog around, and yelling at her to stop when she doesn't listen for shit, now that they're home, all I want to do is take a hot shower and sleep.

However, there's one thing standing in my way.

My mother is too fucking social!!

I JUST WANT TO TAKE A SHOWER.

They'd been home for over an hour and it's been one topic after another; Christmas trees, when my brothers were babies, football crap, Tom Brady, his girlfriend.

Meanwhile...

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED AND I FEEL FILTHY!

I'm a morning shower person. Not afternoon, ESPECIALLY not evening shower person.

If I had known that we were going to spend another night here, which, at this point, we might be, I would've packed my shower stuff.

I didn't even want dogsit in the fucking first place!! She signed me up for it without even fucking telling me! And I bet you, the weekend before Christmas when they're back in WA for a trip, I'm trapped into dogsitting AGAIN.

FUCK, I WISHED SHE'D ASK ME IF I WANTED TO DOGSIT BEFORE TELLING THEM I WOULD!

AFTER THIS WEEKEND OF HELL, I DON'T WANT TO!! I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!

UGH!

Lord, give me strength.