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Mom: God Forbid I Ask A Fucking Question, She Throws a Little Bitch Fit

*sighs*

Y'all are gonna need to sit down for this one because it's a doozy.

So my mom is a strange woman. I ask her a simple ass question.

Her iconic response?

Throwing a bitch fit.

And she has the literal audacity to get pissed at ME if I turn the tables and throw a fit when SHE asks a question.

Exhibit A: Tonight when we went to run a few errands, I asked a simple question of what she needed in the store. She took that as a complaint that I don't wanna be there forever (I didn't but that wasn't why I asked). I asked because I was curious seeing as we went to that store (at a different location) yesterday so I was wondering what she could have possibly needed.

When we got home, I have NO idea what I said. I don't remember at this point but she asked a question, I talked back and SHE THREW A FUCKING HISSY BITCH FIT. SHE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS SCREAMING AT ME AND SLAMMING HER BEDROOM DOOR SHUT!

God forbid, I react that same way, all hell would break loose she would unleash the worst demons to attack me.

The lesson to be learned from this rant: don't ask your mom questions. And don't bother teaching her that karma is a real bitch. Either way, tantrums will be thrown, words would be screamed and doors will be slammed. It would bring out the inner child, THAT'S for sure.

Now if you'd excuse me, I need to eat my dinner in peace and hide in my room for the rest of the night.