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It is almost 10:30pm where I am right now.

I'm usually asleep by now.

But as I'm typing this, my Mother is yapping her gums on the phone.

It's like sleeping in the room next to a teenager - they never shut tf up.

THERE ARE OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE WHO NEED SLEEP.

OTHERWISE, THEY GET CRANKY.

I've been trying to watch YT videos to block her out, but there are only so many videos you can rewatch until you get to the point where you want to shoot your brains out.

My Mom is too damn social. I swear, this woman gets calls or calls people, like, 500000000000 times a day. And of course, the longest phone call is when I'm trying to get this thing that people need to survive. It's called - oh shit! What is it? Oh,

SLEEP!

THAT IS ALL I'M ASKING FOR!

It may not have been a long day, but I am a human being who still needs sleep.

...

And of course, by the time, I'm done typing this, she's STILL talking the ear off of whoever's on the line without a care in the world.

There was a new neighbor who was walking his dog when we were on our way to go back to my brother's house and got to chatting with my Mom.

She even complained about HIM!

And now, I'm like:

"YEAH! THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I FEEL!"

NOW YOU CAN YOU SHUT THE HELL UP SO I CAN GET SLEEP??

PLEEEEAAASSSEEE?