Me: Next Time, Don't Be So Stupid!
(Another time I pissed MYSELF off)

So...

I could've died today.

(Slight exaggeration, but it's pretty serious).

Today, it was over 100° outside.

Mom and I ran some errands today, but I stayed in the car while she shopped at Home Goods. I didn't think she'd take that long — or I was HOPING she wouldn't take long.

I was getting so hot, I started to feel sweat DRIPPING down my face!

Of course I've sweat before, but I've never felt it drip. I could see in the reflection on my phone screen that I was sweating bullets and my face was bright red.

Now, this would be the time where I meet my Mom inside the store so I don't die of heat exhaustion or heat stroke.

I stay put like a fucking idiot.

I don't go inside like what a smart person would've done.

I even felt a drip of sweat go into my EYE!

The only good thing that came out of it was Mom and I going to fro-yo.

I get lectured about going inside the store when I get that hot and I'm sitting there feeling like a fucking dumbass, but frozen yogurt fixes everything lol!

I kick myself for not going inside! I was so busy reading a book on my phone that my brain wasn't thinking. Obviously, my health is more important than some book (in my defense, it was a really good book).

I know this is a small rant, but I just wanted to share my stupidity with everyone else.

Bye!