ᴳʳᵒʷ ᵁᵖ: ʸᵉᵃʰ, ᴵ'ᵐ ᵀʰᵉ ᴼⁿᵉ ᵂʰᵒ ᴺᵉᵉᵈˢ ᵀᵒ ᴳʳᵒʷ ᵁᵖ

Just like the last one, this has been on my mind for a WHILE. I NEED to get this off my chest.

My Father is always telling me to grow up.

Since the moment I was born.

Dad: She just needs to grow up.

Dad: Why won't you grow up?

Dad: You need to grow up.

Keep in mind that this is coming from a 60-year-old man who can't even pronounce basic words right.

He pronounces 'fork' fort.

'Milk' milt

'Sick' sit

Sure, that was how I talked when I was 1, 2 years old. I'm 22 now so get the fuck over it.

He calls his blanket blanky

My Mom-his WIFE Mommy

He had his Mom make lunches for him when he was still living with his parents after thirty years.

He farts ALL. THE TIME. In front of my best friend in high school once.

He thinks he's so hilarious with his fart jokes when the trees outside are funnier than him.

He, one time, burped over our food that he was barbecuing for us on Father's day one year.

I didn't see this, but apparently, my sister did.

He has the audacity

THE LITERAL AUDACITY

to tell ME that I need to grow up.

At least I'm mentally my age.

Not 2.

HE'S the one who needs to grow the fuck up.

NOT ME.