ᴰᵃᵈˢ: ᴰᴼᴺ'ᵀ ᵀᴼᵁᶜᴴ ᴹʸ ᶠᴼᴼᴰ!!!

Here's one thing you need to know about me: I don't share food.

If I'm hungry enough, I better not see another hand reaching for my food.

Now, my Dad notices my tray of bagel bites and goes:

"Niiice, thank you."

Uh, thank you? I made these for ME, not you.

He takes one...

I was THIS close to swatting his hand away

Another one...

I was giving his hand 'the eye'

Another one...

He takes one more, I'll cut his hand off

Another one...

*mentally brings out a chainsaw*

I get it. You're hungry.

BUT MAKE YOUR OWN!

DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT, UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR HAND CHOPPED OFF, STEAL, NOT JUST ONE, BUT FOUR OF MY BAGEL BITES!!!