Dad: You Always Ruin Everything

The next parent this rant is about?

My father.

Or, in other words, Grammy 2.0.

My grandmother BITCHES about every fucking thing.

That's why I can't stand watching TV with either of them.

We're watching Daisy Jones & The Six. A brilliant show that I didn't like at first, but then grew to love.

Dad bitched the whole time.

"They're all drug addicts, aren't they?"

"These songs are dumb."

"This is so dumb."

...

CAN'T ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY WATCH TV WITHOUT BITCHING EVERY FIVE SECONDS?? IT'S JUST A FUCKING SHOW!

And mom's pushing him to start watching it, but he hadn't said one, not ONE positive thing about it.

Grammy does the same thing!!

The Elvis movie?

She bitched (even though Elvis was her fave musician).

The movie with Jennifer Lopez and Josh Duhamel?

She bitched.

I mean, fuck! We can't watch anything with either one of them without them bitching every fucking five seconds.

I was ONE comment away from saying fuck it and leaving the damn room.

JUST FUCKING STOP BITCHING AND FUCKING IT UP FOR EVERYONE ELSE IN THE ROOM THAT ACTUALLY LIKES IT.

*sigh*

I'm sorry. I just needed to get that out of my system before I scream.