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Dad: Sleep In Your Own Fucking Bed!!

*sighs*

I am...SO over my dad at this point.

What did he do now you ask?

Well, let me tell ya.

As you may know, we're staying with my brother-in-law and my sister (for one more day tomorrow thank God!). I've been sleeping on the couch while my parents sleep in their extra room.

Despite how sleeping on the couch may sound, it's actually been quite cozy.

A little TOO cozy.

FOR MY FATHER.

He and mom came back from his pre-op appointments, running errands after that and instead of walking ten to fifteen feet (I suck at math and am too lazy to imagine how many feet it takes to get to their room from the front door), he lays his lazy ass down on MY BED.

WHERE I WAS ALREADY LAYING DOWN!

He's making me very uncomfortable by taking up the couch or squishing my legs.

Why couldn't he have DRAGGED HIS LAZY ASS TO HIS OWN BED WITH HIS WIFE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?? IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING FAR OF A WALK, LAZY ASS! MOVE IT!

SHIT!

My period isn't supposed to come for another two-three weeks so I don't know. Maybe this is pre-period irritability. Or maybe my father just pisses me off naturally or some shit but he needs to get off his lazy ass, let ME be comfortable and SLEEP IN HIS OWN FUCKING BED.

*sighs again*

I'm sorry for coming off as an annoying piece of shit, constantly bitching about her father. I really am. However, he just keeps coming up with new ways to piss me the fuck off.

*wears a fake ass smile*

AND HE'S COMING HOME TO STAY WITH US FOR TWO AND A HALF WEEKS!

*smile immediately drops*

Get ready for a whole bunch of rants about him because they're a-comin'.