ᴰᵃᵈ: ᴸᵉᵃʳⁿ ᴴᵒʷ ᵀᵒ ᵁˢᵉ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᴾʰᵒⁿᵉ!!!

How do you turn your phone off speaker?

Press the speaker button again.

It's that easy, right?

WRONG!

Not to my Father.

Do you think I want to hear Auntie Patty whine and bitch about the election at the dinner table??

Do you think I want to hear your whole conversation??

What if I'm trying to sleep and I can hear their annoying ass voices from my bedroom? Do you want me to toss and turn in bed while I wait for you to shut tf up??

Don't know how to turn off speaker phone??

PRESS THE SAME BUTTON AGAIN.

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Also. My Mom called for me, right?

I said:

What?

What?!

*no response*

So I finally open my door and scream it again.

What?!

Then Mom says she didn't hear me and to act like a grown up and come out.

SHE CALLED ME OUT TO HEAR HER CONVERSATION WITH MY AUNT!

UGH. Parents can be such a pain in the ass.