Advantages of being short
* You can hide from a murderer easier
* You are likely to be carried than to carry someone
* An easy access to kick someone in the balls
* Hiding in hide & seek is your shit
* Can lie about your age (I can say I am 10 or with the 6 graders, I am 4'8 the last time I got measured)
* You are felt bad for your height so in lines or in crowds people let you in front
* Piggy back rides. Yes.
From a short, 4'8, author (sort of)
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